Today, my dad's cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time in my entire adult life that he has visited me at my home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in close to 2 months. The first thing he did was ask if I wanted to buy some weed. FML
Today, I went to visit my dad for the first time in over a year, as I have been studying for my Master's degree in history halfway across the world. The first thing he said to me? "So, gotten a real job yet?" FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my dad has gone to two different relatives’ weddings in two different states this month alone. I also found out about his big birthday celebration, his BBQ and his trip to Vegas. I saw it all on Facebook. I’ve not been invited to anything, and he never visits me. I live an hour away. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take my dad's mail to him. The "mail" was divorce papers. FML
Today, I met my dad for first time in 22 years. He smoked a joint with me, showed me his plants, and gave me a bag of mushrooms. Every time I try and believe I'm not trash, the universe tells me different. FML
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML
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perdix 31
And even then, it wasn't by his own free will. The mailman made him come!
crazedcabbages 0
wow thats freaking sad :(
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Comments (108)
skyeyez9 25
If I was you, I'd dump his ashes into the local Wal-Mart toilet and flush his ass away.
LisaBanana 0
Sad day:(
hlposerpwner 0
wow u got a marshall mathers dad huh?
ijenah 0
aww sorry op :(
itsgen 16
/: sry for ur loss op
PWNjaban 0
My condolences, but in light of how you expressed yourself I'm glad you've got a sense of humor. :)
Timmy_Boy 17
at least you can have the last laugh also sorry for your loss
DaPlasticKid 0
omg I'm horrible person sorry okay well maybe I'm not sorry but damn this is Fucken hilarious
reddwarf_fml 0
lol sorry for the loss. my dad never visited me at my home. did send me a letter once tho. to tell me he had been stabbed in the lunchroom of his school where he taught
jclishman 3
I'm so sorry. :(