Today, my dad's cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time in my entire adult life that he has visited me at my home. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML
Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML
Today, my father contacted me for the first time in close to 2 months. The first thing he did was ask if I wanted to buy some weed. FML
Today, I went to visit my dad for the first time in over a year, as I have been studying for my Master's degree in history halfway across the world. The first thing he said to me? "So, gotten a real job yet?" FML
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Today, my dad has gone to two different relatives’ weddings in two different states this month alone. I also found out about his big birthday celebration, his BBQ and his trip to Vegas. I saw it all on Facebook. I’ve not been invited to anything, and he never visits me. I live an hour away. FML
Today, my mom asked me to take my dad's mail to him. The "mail" was divorce papers. FML
Today, I met my dad for first time in 22 years. He smoked a joint with me, showed me his plants, and gave me a bag of mushrooms. Every time I try and believe I'm not trash, the universe tells me different. FML
Today, I was robbed. They took my father's ashes. FML
Today, I returned home from college for the first time in a month. I went to my bedroom and found a nice gift bag on my dresser. Thinking it was a Valentine's gift, I opened it. My dog's ashes were in a tin inside. This is how I found out my dog died since I was away. FML
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perdix 31
And even then, it wasn't by his own free will. The mailman made him come!
crazedcabbages 0
wow thats freaking sad :(
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Comments (108)
neuroticallyours 0
Wow that's so sad! I'm sorry for your loss. other people need to be more sensitive too! for those of you saying YDI maybe the problem was with the father and not the son, ever think of that?
muffpuncher 0
better late than never hehehe
blue_eyes4602 0
I'm not going to say you deserve it because you don't. however, it seems like you are more upset that he never came to see you than the fact that he is dead
drawing_a_blank 0
I wasn't aware that they could mail human ashes. I had to pick up my brother's from the funeral home and sign a bunch of paperwork.
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
I love this. thats basically all I have to say.
mattman1994 0
i agree this fml is freaking hilarious
SDMF 0
WTF OP?!?!?!
Glorii 0
im sry.
Reddiii 0
That's sad and the rest of you are ******* jerks.
DRush_fml 12
that's so sad!! :"(
mslaylah 0
I am the op, for some reason my name didn't show up, prly cause I hadnt signed up as member yet . . . Anyways, my dad and I didnt end on a good note, the last memory I have of him was when my grandma died this past february, I went to help with her funeral and he was hopped up on various pills and cussed me out and told me to get the eff out of hs house cause I wouldnt take him to the casino. Sadly, and stupidly enough, he died the same way Heath Ledger did. . .