Today, I went through the car wash my boyfriend works at. When I pulled in, I explained I was Greg's girlfriend and cutely asked if I could get a free car wash. His co-worker looked at me confused and said, "Greg said he didn't have a girlfriend", then he looked at me and said, "Now I know why." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, a client stared at me in disbelief after I mentioned that I had a boyfriend. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML
Today, I worked a carwash as a fundraiser. Being nice, I figured I'd bring my car, get it washed, and donate some money. When it was my car's turn to be washed, everyone was conveniently busy washing other cars. My car was in front and needed to be washed and moved. I paid $10 to wash my own car. FML
Today, I wanted to give my car a quick wash, to get the salt and road grime off. My girlfriend lodged herself up my ass and decided that we should deep-clean all four of our cars, then screamed at me when I didn't show enough enthusiasm. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how hard it is to wash long hair. While I was talking, he interrupted and said, "Wait, you actually wash your hair?" FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat doing laundry with my mom when the guy running the place asked if we were "together". I thought this was just because of Covid and social distancing, but it turns out he thought my mom was my wife. FML
Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML
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TASagent 0
YDI for demanding a free car wash because you're boinking an employee. Talk about a sense of entitlement.
SS60 0
ouch, he's a dick. FYL
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French2Chicka 0
DUMPP him RIGHT NOW!
_musical_addict_ 0
WTF are all these ******* stupid YDI comments? You all sound like dumb *****, this better not be some new trend or something ...
thabeast 0
sorry... have a bear _______/ .- , '_________`. -. ;______ _______.. ` /`__________' .. ' _______ _______`-/___'a____a`___..-'________ _________|____, '(_)`.____|________ __________..___( ._|_. )___/_________ __________..___`.__, '___/___________ __________.-`._______, '-.__________ ________, '__, '___`-'___`.__`._______ _______/___/___________..___..____ _____, '____/____________..___`.___ ___, '_____|______________|_____`._ __|_____, '|______o_______|`._____| ___`.__, '_.-..___________/-._`.__, '__ _________/_`._________, '__.._______ __.""-._, '______`._:_, '_______`., - _/_, -._`_______)___(________'_, -.__.. (_(___`._____, '_____`.______, '___)_) _.._..____..__, '________`.____/___/_/__ __`.`._, '_/_______________..__`._, ', '____ ___`.__.-'__________________`-.___, '_____
RacerrRex 0
It doesnt come out for another 3 months. Keep playing WaW until then. Yelling "MW2!!!" isnt gonna do anything. btw, i got Map pack 3 for free!
dyld921 2
Maybe you shouldn't expect to get something free just because you're dating a staff member then. YDI. For real. I just don't get how nobody else can see this.
Sturmeh 0
noones lame enough to say that...
maddog_fml 0
Hahahahaha!! Love this one!! Haha! FYL anyway.
kukopia 0
Entitlement Fail Flirt Fail FML Fail
Anteezy 7
Geez it's bad enough you're ugly, but to act like you are not hideous!? You totally deserve this uggo, learn to take care of yourself.
nativebell 0
ouch. so your so called boyfriends a dick!!