Today, 48 hours after my boyfriend introduced me to his friend group so I could make new friends and I'd joined their group chat, two long-term couples have broken up and left without any explanation. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home with three of his best friends and broke up with me in front of them. Then, when I asked if we could talk privately, he filmed it for "documentation." FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 years broke up with me via a Whatsapp group. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, as he'd realised that life is really short, and he's got to enjoy with his friends. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because his online gaming friends don't like it when I ask him to spend time with me. FML
Today, after breaking up with my boyfriend, some of my friends decided to take me to a comedy club for a girls night. My friend's jealous husband decided he had to come along, then decided to invite my other friends' boyfriends. I ended up being the seventh wheel on a night meant to cheer me up. FML
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Top comments
lukey101 26
i don't understand the significance of this... what am I missing? lol
ojoRojo 27
It probably has nothing to do with you
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
You must be hot!!!! Expect two guys to be messaging you privately. Your boyfriend is on thin ice because you've got options!
ojoRojo 27
It probably has nothing to do with you
lukey101 26
i don't understand the significance of this... what am I missing? lol
RichardPencil 32
I thought I explained it pretty clearly in the first comment -- the OP is so smokin' hot that two of the guys in the group chat dumped their ugly hags to make a play for her. Occam's Razor, y'know.
Taylor Caldwell 10
That is not Occam’s razor
Danielle Roberts 9
Pretty selfish of you to be upset about not having them as friends when they’re going through life changing events.
Joshawott 21
I think OP is insinuating that *she* is the cause of their break-up, which... I mean, at least she has self-confidence.
AmbrosiaFan 19
48 hours later must be you... **eyeroll** might not be because of you...
peterblackmer91 12
And??? This affects you how?