Today, my boyfriend added me to his friends' private Whatsapp group, after weeks of asking him to include me in more of his life. It turns out almost all they do is post pictures of their shits and rate them. There is nearly a year's worth of pictures. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, my boss created a WhatsApp group called "Forever Alone", added me and only me, and then left so that I could be the only person in the group. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 years broke up with me via a Whatsapp group. FML
Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, 48 hours after my boyfriend introduced me to his friend group so I could make new friends and I'd joined their group chat, two long-term couples have broken up and left without any explanation. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
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C8H18 33
You kinda asked for that one....
srhearrell 21
Lets be honest. Guys do this kind of stuff because we think it's funny. I would either learn to laugh at it, or just accept that there are some aspects of his life that should be private.
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Comments (38)
bobsanction 18
You literally asked for it.
warrior2 20
Why is this so bad? I think it's hilarious!
maroneuse 10
its okay OP .. .. Shit happens ;)
Rabite 28
Aside from the shitpics: I don't get why someone needs to be in every chatgroup or mailing list their s.o. is in. We have one wife of a guy in our friends group and mailing list revolving around stuff she doesn't have to do anything with. It's totally weird that she's even in there and if she responds it's even weirder because she doesn't get what we're talking about and it just makes me uncomfortable. The other wives and gfs don't give a shit because why should they? If something is discussed what concerns them, they'll get to know from their s.o.
biopilot17 9
I'm a guy and Ima just say this is ******* weird
summer4me 25
Sometimes it's better for y'all to have separate things in life. This is one of them.
faireanjell 5
Be careful what you wish for
ohSNAPyall 27
Everybody needs a hobby ?
writerchic85 26
Put pictures of your periods. Show them all up.
claudiajean 24
Why can't your boyfriend have his own privacy with his mates? I wouldn't be adding my boyfriend into me and my mates conversations! Though I'd happily show him, I just think it's a bit controlling of you, tbh