Today, my boyfriend added me to his friends' private Whatsapp group, after weeks of asking him to include me in more of his life. It turns out almost all they do is post pictures of their shits and rate them. There is nearly a year's worth of pictures. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, my boss created a WhatsApp group called "Forever Alone", added me and only me, and then left so that I could be the only person in the group. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 years broke up with me via a Whatsapp group. FML
Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, 48 hours after my boyfriend introduced me to his friend group so I could make new friends and I'd joined their group chat, two long-term couples have broken up and left without any explanation. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
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Top comments
C8H18 33
You kinda asked for that one....
srhearrell 21
Lets be honest. Guys do this kind of stuff because we think it's funny. I would either learn to laugh at it, or just accept that there are some aspects of his life that should be private.
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Comments (38)
otterman_empire 7
I don't see what the problem is
Narcisse_fml 25
Be careful what you ask for; you just might get it.
howdmynosego 12
Did any of them look like an uncircumcised penis?
Qualm 6
I know it must be hard, you can't relate since girls don't poop. Hang in there OP
Fenbrae 17
Sounds like you got yourself in a...shitty situation.
ApacheC424 18
Clearly they liked that South Park episode, and decided to keep their own record - since Guinness doesn't track that sort of thing.
Nappa_fml 2
You can learn a lot about someone's diet and nutritional quality from that.
laden_swallow09 35
"What Is Your Poo Telling You" by Anish Sheth
iamdman 22
yeah I would say OP has been included in more. That account is as good as going to the doctor with not only him but his whole crew.
latenerd 11
This is why they say "Be careful what you wish for."
LPisLame 16
be careful what you wish for. ?
heartlessn0b0dy 13
We're guys not girls. We do stupid shit not talk about drama. You definitely asked for it.