Today, my boyfriend added me to his friends' private Whatsapp group, after weeks of asking him to include me in more of his life. It turns out almost all they do is post pictures of their shits and rate them. There is nearly a year's worth of pictures. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, my boss created a WhatsApp group called "Forever Alone", added me and only me, and then left so that I could be the only person in the group. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 years broke up with me via a Whatsapp group. FML
Today, I went on a blind date with a friend of a friend. It went okay, so we exchanged numbers. An hour later, he started messaging me, asking for pictures of my poop. What.. the... hell? FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML
Today, 48 hours after my boyfriend introduced me to his friend group so I could make new friends and I'd joined their group chat, two long-term couples have broken up and left without any explanation. FML
Today, I got a 'Good Morning' text from my boyfriend. Since I hadn't gotten one of those in a while, I thought it was rather nice. That is, until I saw the picture that accompanied it. It was of him, sitting on the toilet and taking a shit. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML
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C8H18 33
You kinda asked for that one....
srhearrell 21
Lets be honest. Guys do this kind of stuff because we think it's funny. I would either learn to laugh at it, or just accept that there are some aspects of his life that should be private.
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Comments (38)
CaptainSmith28 19
How to tell someone isn't from America 101: they use Whatsapp
tarlax 11
The ****? The US is one of Whatsapp's biggest markets, numbnuts.
thatnucca 36
Ethnocentric much... And folks wonder who out there is cheering an idiot like trump on...
vOIDmASS 13
Yea I don't really give a shit about this one.
Salisbury 7
And now, I would graciously bow out of the group, and let your boyfriend have his own hobbies and interests. You'll both be happier if you have some separate interests.
cornwallus24 8
Might be time to rethink your relationship because that's just weird
cakester123 11
haha omg ?? you kinda got what you asked for but hey guys will be guys and they will do funny-stupid stuff
waleedma 18
Proves the say be careful what you wish for
123Puppy 33
That’s disgusting. >.<
easybree 10
why would you want to be a part of your bfs friends gc??? let him be