Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML
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Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom visited my new apartment for the first time. I was showing her the bedroom, when she looked into my opened sock drawer and said, "Using Durex, eh? Yeah, you were born 'cause a Trojan split." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had our parents over to our new apartment for the first time. We spent hours cleaning, cooking, and making sure everything was "parent-appropriate." Apparently we didn't notice the BDSM catalog in the pile on our coffee table... but his mom sure did. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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Amphysvena 11
actually, that's not true. i'm currently in college and the sign for having sex isn't a sock on the door. it's locking the damned thing.
shostakovich 0
And a sock on the door would help... how?
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Comments (115)
laomaostu 0
why not lock the door?
WaterMist 0
O.o;; I'm going to uni in Canada and I've never heard of sock on the door. If need be we just text our roommate like "Hey can I borrow the room for ___?" And if you didn't get along with your roomie (fear of them partycrashing), you either figure out which weekend they're out or go find somewhere else.
earthboundwish 0
YDI for giving your mom a key.
weirdgirl_sf 0
Right? She doesn't have ONE near by friend who she can give a key to in case she gets locked out? Maybe the "apartment" is really a room in the basement or over the garage at her parents house.
lazyboy182 0
have you heard of the concept of locking your door?
brunoisbeast 0
I hate suprises.
Stevieebabyy 0
Lock the door.
heatherfeather 4
YDI because you could have locked the door, not given her a key, and realized that your mom just may not understand the retarded and useless concept of a sock on your door.
laffinatu 0
YDI for not locking the door/giving your mom a key/thinking that your mom would understand what a sock on the door meant. My mom has never and will never have a key for my apartment. She also understand that since I'm an adult, that means treating me as one and having respect for my privacy, like calling before coming over.
signe_fml 0
That's what locks are for. You totally deserve it.
tranekfny 0
i wish ppl would stop tlking about there sex stories