Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML
Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML
Today, after nearly two months of no sex, I got cockblocked by an unexpected visit by my mother. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy I met and in the middle of it his mother called him. After stopping to answer the phone, he tried to put me on with her because she didn't believe anyone would actually sleep with him. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
Today, my plans for having sex with my girlfriend were thwarted for the sixth time in a row by my own mother. I found out later that she's been reading my texts so she knew when to drop by and ruin everything. FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
Today, I heard my mom moan in the other room. FML
Today, my mom decided it was a good idea to remind me about my non-existent sex life while all the family was having dinner. FML
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Top comments
luke_nylan 7
Mum: *flies plane to the continent you live on* Mum: are you guys having sex? Mum: *flies back*
nikkon416 13
Did you put a sock on the door?
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Comments (98)
TheCanucklehead 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Be like it's fun time.
Arrow44 10
You should have been like "It's fun time!" to your mother. I hope that's what you meant but either way it's not funny.
Applesarefum 9
...you don't deserve first comment.
pepsi_ftw 13
It's a mother's love for their child. I know it definitely sucks but she means no harm. :)
Exhaling 12
It shows that she loves you that much if she travels to another continent to see you! :D
awkwardloveannie 28
I think mums child is tryna get love from someone else at the moment
Kamon97 23
Sounds like an episode of Everybody Loves Raymond haha
cryssycakesx3 23
oh 53 I'd like to punch her right in the throat. damn that. I wish my MIL would try to treat me like that especially in my own house. she's be put back into her place. *sigh* I guess I forget sometimes that it is TV and supposed to get you worked up.
MrRazzle 4
You sound like one of those old fashioned males... except for the male part.
SThompson90 7
You visit a child a few cities over unannounced. You don't visit a child in another damn continent unannounced.
Gittoh 21
awkward mom strikes again!
nikkon416 13
Did you put a sock on the door?
evolute72113 9
They probably gave a different custom where he is
XIceBlueX 21
The sock on the door is an unwritten international symbol.
onlychildFTW 34
Exactly, everyone knows what it means. Though living by ones self, no roommate, no need for a sock; ignore the door and pretend to not be home.
varutha 16
Nice timing.
EternalTime 7
At least she knocked
luke_nylan 7
Mum: *flies plane to the continent you live on* Mum: are you guys having sex? Mum: *flies back*
little_one1 14
Why is this not top comment?
cheernomore15 14
This isn't iFunny
mikeyjustapepsi 3
It kinda is top comment based on the likes sooo :p go back to ifunny
WellThatSucked89 13
I can see it now: "I flew all the way from (insert country) to see you, and had my flightmate fart something awful, and this is what I find?!"
cryssycakesx3 23
oh ifunny. what a ridiculous app that it. I deleted it when it became "repost for naked exgf photos/cool new lockscreens"
junkman6 22
An ocean wasn't even enough of a buffer zone. Your mother is scarier than Estelle Costanza.
WellImScrewed124 6
At least she cares :)
WellImScrewed124 6
Oh god i accidently pressed YDI. Trust me you did not :)
xnyletak 17
So did I! -__-
rockne93 17
"Doesnt matter had sex"
Terri_Dactal 13
"Still counts!"
brackaman 18
Does matter, couldn't finish.