Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML
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Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom visited my new apartment for the first time. I was showing her the bedroom, when she looked into my opened sock drawer and said, "Using Durex, eh? Yeah, you were born 'cause a Trojan split." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had our parents over to our new apartment for the first time. We spent hours cleaning, cooking, and making sure everything was "parent-appropriate." Apparently we didn't notice the BDSM catalog in the pile on our coffee table... but his mom sure did. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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Amphysvena 11
actually, that's not true. i'm currently in college and the sign for having sex isn't a sock on the door. it's locking the damned thing.
shostakovich 0
And a sock on the door would help... how?
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TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I *really* hope you have a roommate, because if not, putting a sock on your door is either a) stupid, if it's on the bedroom door, or b) obnoxious and bragging, if it's on the outside door.
musiclife_fml 0
I'm starting college in a month and I was told of the sock from the people running orientation. It definitely depends on the school
blue8795 0
I have never, ever seen the "sock-on-the-door" thing. Why not just get a "do-not-disturb" sign?
FlaminYawn 0
Get a sense of humor AND some common sense Iveek. Yeah, bible thumpers always say "unless you're ******' doggy".
p00p0ster0us 0
Dumb parent.
myfavoriteplay 0
Sometimes you forget the windows...
iamafish 0
Or they could've just locked their doors and told their roommates to stay away beforehand. Or no one at your two schools ever got laid.
solaris1302 0
Lets see. Your brand new apartment. As in you should be the only one with a key. So she shouldn't have a key and thus shouldnt even be capable of getting into the living room, much less your bedroom. If you were foolish enough to not lock the door to your apartment when you went to your bedroom then you're lucky it was just your mom that got in. Though she's a major pain in the ass for not seeing the sock and leaving.
aupilot 0
Uh...lock the door. Someone should sterilize you before you procreate, in order to halt the progression of your stupid genes.
xpxp2002 4
It used to be a tie on the doorknob. Clearly none of you have seen The Big Bang Theory? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjWFBAlA_Ag#t=0m50s
xpxp2002 4
Watch up to at least 4:15. It's definitely worth it to see what happens after Penny leaves.
CyclonePsycho 1
Thanks for that.