Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML
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Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom visited my new apartment for the first time. I was showing her the bedroom, when she looked into my opened sock drawer and said, "Using Durex, eh? Yeah, you were born 'cause a Trojan split." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had our parents over to our new apartment for the first time. We spent hours cleaning, cooking, and making sure everything was "parent-appropriate." Apparently we didn't notice the BDSM catalog in the pile on our coffee table... but his mom sure did. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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Amphysvena 11
actually, that's not true. i'm currently in college and the sign for having sex isn't a sock on the door. it's locking the damned thing.
shostakovich 0
And a sock on the door would help... how?
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Comments (115)
bethm300 5
Why would you feel the need to place a sock on your very own apartment door? People don't usually feel the need to announce to the world they are having sex.
CantusVulpis 12
I actually feel really bad for the mom.
WhyAmUHere 19
Isn't the symbol a tie?
cwl727 33
Lock the door.
ZeusBeDubsteppin 24
there's this wonderful invention called a lock.
deathscale500 11
You left the door unlocked because why
xrudeboyrock 29
why would you put a sock on the door of your own apartment?
AndesFults 13
Ayy at least it wasn't your landlord. We had an apartment where the landlord would just walk in your place any moment and snoop through all of your stuff. In the paperwork it said they would give notice but never did and it would be scary when you just hear both of your locks come undone and someone trying to open the door but the chain caught so they would try to discreetly close it so you wouldn't know.
AndesFults 13
There were also people who would go and try to break in all of the time and bang your door down in the middle of the night. There were three drug lords/gang members who lived above us and then this family of people I knew who had gone to prison multiple times moved in down the hall. They ******* stole our clothes out of the washer and would take everyone else's and tear it up and hang it on the fence. They were very violent too I saw them drag people behind the building all of the time and you would hear what sounded like someone getting stabbed and hear them yelling and screaming. Apartments are ****** up places! We live in Nebraska and drove down to Corbin Kentucky(20 miles from Tennessee) and bought a camper for our college life instead of being in an apartment or dorm. So if you guys are having problems you should look into buying an rv too, I was worried about being claustrophobic but it's working out great. If any of you live anywhere in that area the place we bought ours at was Valley RV Sales they have some nice ones. Or you could go to RVs of America.
Allie614032 34
Ever hear of a lock?