Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML
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Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom visited my new apartment for the first time. I was showing her the bedroom, when she looked into my opened sock drawer and said, "Using Durex, eh? Yeah, you were born 'cause a Trojan split." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had our parents over to our new apartment for the first time. We spent hours cleaning, cooking, and making sure everything was "parent-appropriate." Apparently we didn't notice the BDSM catalog in the pile on our coffee table... but his mom sure did. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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Amphysvena 11
actually, that's not true. i'm currently in college and the sign for having sex isn't a sock on the door. it's locking the damned thing.
shostakovich 0
And a sock on the door would help... how?
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hypothetically 0
Don't come a knockin', the sock on the door is doin' the lockin'.
simplyapril 4
omg i am number 59!!!!!!!!! (second and first SEE how stupid that sounds??) get a life! as for the op, never heard of a sock on the door... and i was in college for 5 years
thejoz 0
I said this was a FYL because I don't know the circumstances, but I do also have to join the chorus of people wondering why: 1) you didn't have your door locked and/or 2) if you did, why did you give your mother a key? It is a very embarrassing situation, but one that you probably could have avoided.
nirvan5a 1
WTF? no lock? I would visit to people that no lock and sex.
phiaphia 0
'Alwayshappens2me' haahahaha
FlaminYawn 0
Sex is for reproductive purposes within a marriage only...you deserve it for being a sinner. Unless you were ****** doggy, that's not a sin.
Chaith 16
Missionary is the reproductive position, duh! :]
solaris1302 0
I hope you are joking. If you really do care about the sinning, then get it right: all of it is sin unless there is 0 birth control involved, it is within marriage, and it is vaginal. Position doesn't matter, the ability to get pregnant and the "within marriage" are all that matter.
Iveek44 0
Considering the human race is one of the few species that cam and often does have sex for pleasure only, I think that maybe, possibly, you should put down the bible and go live a little. It would do you well.
Bullshet 0
Lock your ******* door.
magichateball 0
@ #66 the other species that has sex for pleasure are dolphins...trivia for today. as far as this FML, i dont think the sock on the door would have worked i think the OP needs to impress on her mom that it is her apartment and her mom needs to respect that and call before she drops by regardless of whether she has a key or not.
iamafish 0
and the other species is chimps
CFR 0
lol why a sock of all things if you're having sex?