Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom visited my new apartment for the first time. I was showing her the bedroom, when she looked into my opened sock drawer and said, "Using Durex, eh? Yeah, you were born 'cause a Trojan split." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had our parents over to our new apartment for the first time. We spent hours cleaning, cooking, and making sure everything was "parent-appropriate." Apparently we didn't notice the BDSM catalog in the pile on our coffee table... but his mom sure did. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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Amphysvena 11
actually, that's not true. i'm currently in college and the sign for having sex isn't a sock on the door. it's locking the damned thing.
shostakovich 0
And a sock on the door would help... how?
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Comments (115)
justlooking 0
lock the damn door, duh
angryseatroll 5
Wouldn't a condom on the door send across the message with a little more clarity. Lol. FYL. That had to be awkward. But if you are old enough to be living on your own, it can't be that bad.
PineappleBlonde 0
Apartments have to have at least 2 locks, at least in TX. A deadbolt that can be unlocked with a key from the outside and then a lock that can't be accessed form outside the apartment. So, even if she had a key, you could have prevented her from entering... Also, a sock on the door is for a dorm situation...not apartments.
captainmaharet 1
Lock the door, stupid.
Hjelloo 0
Lock the door you stupid ******* *****.
weirdgirl_sf 0
Sorry but your dumb for giving your mom your spare key. You must have known she would have no qualms about turning up uninvited you grew up with her! I love my mom but I would never trust her not to randomly show up to my place and let herself in if she had the means. Also the sock on the door thing is only for dorms and the room mates that come with them, not the real world.
OrangesofDeath 0
Why would you put a sock on a door for your own apartment? The OP is probably still living at home.
skylar302 6
Agreed. This makes no sense. Why would you put a sock on your door when you live alone? Were you expecting company? Did you forget you aren't a college kid?
spillproof 0
They invented locks. Use them, lmao at #1.
mattmag 0
Lock your damn door, then.
Shyman4ever 0
That's why you also lock the door while it has a sick on it