Today, I learned that even when you put a sock on the door because you are having sex with your boyfriend, it doesn't mean your mom won't walk into your brand new apartment for a "surprise visit." FML
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Today, I learned that just because you live on a different continent, it doesn't mean your mother won't come knocking when you are having sex. FML
Today, I’m 20 and my mom is well aware I’m having sex. Nonetheless, this morning when my boyfriend was going down on me under the covers, she marched into my room without knocking, dumped a load of wet laundry on my sofa, and walked back out. FML
Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom visited my new apartment for the first time. I was showing her the bedroom, when she looked into my opened sock drawer and said, "Using Durex, eh? Yeah, you were born 'cause a Trojan split." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had our parents over to our new apartment for the first time. We spent hours cleaning, cooking, and making sure everything was "parent-appropriate." Apparently we didn't notice the BDSM catalog in the pile on our coffee table... but his mom sure did. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
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Amphysvena 11
actually, that's not true. i'm currently in college and the sign for having sex isn't a sock on the door. it's locking the damned thing.
shostakovich 0
And a sock on the door would help... how?
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Comments (115)
purplecargirl 5
i really want to know why you didnt just lock the door
alijacket 0
You know... there's this thing called a lock. Socks on doorknobs are used in college.. in a shared dorm room. Or even between roommates, but that's inside the apartment. So, if a burglar stopped by he should have respected the code and left you alone? I don't get some people...
Zomlette 0
So. They have this sick thing called a lock. Also, are you familiar with the wheel? Man that thing is cool.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Yeah, locks are handy. So is the forethought that perhaps your parents don't belong to the generation where ******* is not only considered better than life itself, but indicated by a sock over the doorknob (which is retarded, anyway.)
ihatestupidppl 0
Well yeah I don't even have to mention the lock thing because everyone else has...but let's assume you have a crappy door with no lock. Isn't the point of the sock thing that other people know what it means, and that's why they would respect it? Why would you assume your mom knew what it meant?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
What exactly would be the point of a door to an apartment with no lock?
grimmelok 0
What do you mean "walk in"? Did you just leave the door swinging open? YDI
_Noon_ 0
Who does the sock-thing anyway?
Pyrbaby 0
Maybe you should have posted a "gone sexin" sign. Much clearer. Or, as others with obviously a hell of a lot more common sense than you have said, use the damned lock. Its not **** your life. Its **** your mother's life for having such an idiot child.
Escapist28 0
If you put the sock up, assuming that everyone knows what it means, why not just go for a sign you can hang that says something like, "Hot damn, I'm getting laid! Return in five minutes."
_Noon_ 0
You should consider buying this: http://www.jonco48.com/blog/sexinprogressopt_small1.jpg
freedom4tibet 0
lol nice
inbloom_fml 0
#25, my mom would probably think that was a joke and walk in anyway. you know how moms are. OP, seriously, FYL. Everyone's yelling at you but seriously, this happened to my older cousin once. He gave his mom a key when he left town for a while, and took it back when he got back, but she'd already made a copy, "Just incase of emergency," or whatever. Parents suck sometimes. If she saw something she didn't want to see, she deserved it for that stupid "surprise visit".