Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
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Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed two weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer, so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past three days. FML
Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML
Today, my roommate thought that "sour milk" would taste like sour candy. She left a jug of milk out for two days, then took a huge gulp, vomited everywhere, and dropped the jug. Now the kitchen stinks of rotten dairy. FML
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML
Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out all day, then tried to solve the problem by "balancing the temperatures" by putting it in the freezer. Oh honey, no. Just no. FML
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feelsfeelsfeels 8
Ew.
fireice22 0
Put spicy sauce in the milk and have them taste their own medicine.
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Comments (131)
sweetmama88 6
That's 100 percent gross ,
sarah6786 14
Mehhh that is repulsive. :/
Dracoboxer357 36
Op, I believe in saving left over's from a meal, but only if someone wasn't eating it first. That cereal milk had their spoons dipped into it, into their mouths, back into the bowl, back to the mouth, etc, etc. For all intended purposes, you've been pretty much swapping spit with your own family members. Does someone have a french kiss for daddy? :p Ick. Fyl, Op. Truly. ;p
venomousddog 19
I can't even imagine what I would do if I had that problem, sorry op I hope you fix this problem soon
Dcm210 19
i dont even drink milk and thats ******* gross.
yinanne12 0
Grimy
Papiamilli 1
Not gonna lie, I've thought about doing that.
native_ug 3
Eeewwww! Speaking of recycled milk.. Puh! What else could they be recycling? Haaahaa! Better inspect the food you eat.. Sorry, OP, that's terrible!
Tiffywoo 3
grooosss
sexynarwhal 6
can someone explain to me how this is so disgusting? its just milk.
robert76 5
You don't get how this is disgusting? Would you drink something that someone backwashed in? That's pretty much what's going on here. Their spoon that was in their mouth has been dipped and dipped and dipped in the milk. Multiply this by the entire household over multiple sittings. Now go drink that milk and tell me it's not disgusting.