Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
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Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed two weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer, so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past three days. FML
Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML
Today, my roommate thought that "sour milk" would taste like sour candy. She left a jug of milk out for two days, then took a huge gulp, vomited everywhere, and dropped the jug. Now the kitchen stinks of rotten dairy. FML
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML
Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out all day, then tried to solve the problem by "balancing the temperatures" by putting it in the freezer. Oh honey, no. Just no. FML
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feelsfeelsfeels 8
Ew.
fireice22 0
Put spicy sauce in the milk and have them taste their own medicine.
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Comments (131)
drunkandfml 11
Recycling at it's best or should I say sweetest
carminecris89 13
That's so gross. You should tell her to stop, or threaten to drink from all the bottles and take bites of all the food (like leave bite marks in blocks of cheese or grab handfuls of cake).
sarah6786 14
Her?
carminecris89 13
Oops I meant them
sophie22_fml 8
Threaten them with drinking from all of the bottles? Aren't they doing something similar? Except the milk has everyone's germs not just OP's. I really don't think that would work, if it was me I would buy a mini fridge and buy my own milk.
br0ccoli 15
Why would they put the milk back?! That's the best part!
spacemanspiff78 7
I've heard of plussing up with water, but used milk? Times ain't that tough.
iTsbSkuLLy 8
Everyone knows if your milk taste different than what its supposed to, better or worse throw it away IMMEDIATELY. FYL for now, but next time it's a YDI.
sarah6786 14
I don't think the last part of your comment was necessary "next time YDI"... Why the **** would there be a next time???
Tamz13 2
I'm suddenly reminded of why I'm happy living by myself. Ick!
wozza 3
That takes skill
Justy101 23
This actually made me gag. That is so repulsive and feral...
HeartOfLead 24
Reduce; reuse; recycle; which, in this case, means if you can't beat em' ....
trueblue170 13
I think I'm gonna be sick...