Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, before going to bed my phone lit up and I got all excited because I thought it was a text message. My phone was finished charging. FML
Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML
Today, I discovered a tracking app enabled on my phone so I switched it off to save battery space. Within 20 minutes my mother rang and demanded to know where I was, what I was doing, if I was with some woman… you get the picture. I'm 32 and own my own apartment. FML
Today, I turned my phone off for the first time in three weeks to have a one-hour nap. I had kept it on because my next door neighbour has health problems and I offered to be an emergency call if he needed help. I was woken up by two ambulances arriving at his house. Turning on my phone, he'd left me 5 voicemails. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my own voice yelling, “GET UP, YOU LAZY CUNT!” on repeat. It took me a moment to remember I'd drunkenly recorded my own alarm last night because I thought it would “motivate” me. It scared me so much I fell off the bed. FML
Today, my phone stopped charging. I panicked because I can't really afford to get it fixed, and it's too stressful a time at my last semester at university to not have a phone. I took it to the repair shop, and the man turned it off and on again. it works perfectly. I'm a total idiot. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate's alarm clock going off at 6:00 in the morning. His bedroom door was locked, and he was passed out in his bed from drinking too much. It rang continuously for five and a half hours before it finally ran out of batteries. FML
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fallingstarsxox 8
Lmao troll phone
taytoc 10
Ah smart phones....
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taytoc 10
Ah smart phones....
DeboDaGreat 3
Lmao! What app??
laynethetrain 0
you should've wet yourself
simgar98 0
wahaha, I installed at mah sisters phone :P
downtime 13
Ah redundant comments...
fallingstarsxox 8
Lmao troll phone
Inediblepeaches 15
Your username pick is I the perfect position if you read the other guy's comment.
Feared 9
Don't plug "it" in so hard next time :P oh and it's perfectly natural to get "wet" in situations like these.
Morgannnnuhhh 1
I like your sense of humor.(;
wheresmyfood 0
Hahah I think it's cause he 'plucked' it in
aimeesea75 16
Oh thank god I'm not the only one who noticed OP said plucked..
Andr913 13
Haha, a phone that ***** with its owners.
bacon1043 3
Apparently your stupid according to comment 2's profile picture
angrymexican 8
You're
laurensauren 9
I want that app..
jbloogle 10
Sounds like it would be relaxing.
thefaced 0
What app is it?
nava1210 12
No seriously, what app is it?
Honestly_Lainey 21
Yeah. I wanna know. What app is it!?
XtraEzeee 8
Seriously, what ap... C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
KiddNYC1O 22
Are we there yet? Tell us!
Palirose 22
Google search for the app. That's what I going to do. Js >_>
dcg1375 7
Ok. You do that. Then come back and tell us what app that is.
missamazinggg 12
Charge Alert. You're welcome:)
Snooki724 0
Charge Alert lite?
OneNightStander 6
Hey 5 I want u...
shadowrobot 2
Why doesn't the app say that for me it only says charging complete
laurensauren 9
147 you want me? I can't be bought in the app store sowwy:(
Snooki724 0
That's what it says for me too!
downtime 13
155, I don't think you have much choice, the last time Uncle Sam said those words and nobody responded they started conscription...
jorge_avila 0
Damn your cute ; )
CaitlynLovesLife 11
So, (if u dont live alone) I wonder what everybody else in the house thought about that . LoL
addiizcherry 0
Okay that is weird... I think my friend has that app!
thatonewhitegirl 0
why is everyone putting thumbs down on this comment? hes not lying!
Snooki724 0
I just thumbed down cuz everyone else did
MiSo_Delek 7
Wow what a waste of an app lol
incognito1520 20
I agree, even more so if it wasn't free.
MiSo_Delek 7
The idea is not that bad, it's just that a man screaming at you is not necessary
Super_Jill_ 1
Did you read the description of the app? It might tell you what it does, just maybe.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
The developers probably wanted to troll everyone by leaving out the details.
ALlamaOnFire 20
I didn't realise you can 'pluck' in chargers
perdix 31
I'll pick on her when I speak fluent Finnish. The only Finnish I know is Suomi (from Olympic hockey), Linus Torvalds and Nokia. I'm a long way from hassling a Finn about mistakes in English ;)
Vulpes21 6
Oh my god it's Hermoine!
Vball6 19
It says "plugged" not "pluck"....
ALlamaOnFire 20
They changed it;D