Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed two weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer, so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past three days. FML
Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML
Today, my roommate thought that "sour milk" would taste like sour candy. She left a jug of milk out for two days, then took a huge gulp, vomited everywhere, and dropped the jug. Now the kitchen stinks of rotten dairy. FML
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML
Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out all day, then tried to solve the problem by "balancing the temperatures" by putting it in the freezer. Oh honey, no. Just no. FML
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feelsfeelsfeels 8
Ew.
fireice22 0
Put spicy sauce in the milk and have them taste their own medicine.
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Comments (131)
KiddNYC1O 22
Make dulce with it...
afunnyterdcody 5
If you living alone that's a good idea
StephenLovesYou 3
That's just nasty
the_true_batman 10
I don't even drink milk and reading this almost made me puke. I don't ever want a family, people are disgusting.
Metallica36176 16
I actually thought of inventing flavored (cereal) milk to make the ceral more flavorful...They stole my idea!! (Man pb crunch and choc rice crispy is the best!)
treborpj 5
Ingenious
missababgaga 19
Oh my gosh. I would be SO mad if that happened at my house... I'm a germaphobic :o
nonnieluv 9
What if you wanted to make Kraft macaroni and cheese it would be sweet and cheesy or taste like death. Nonetheless a bad combo
Ruby519 2
Atleast they're recycling
aperfectxdeath 3
The only recycling that should take place with milk is after you convert it to pee and it's recycled back into water.
acerevolver21 1
Reduce Reuse Recycle lol