Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML
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Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed two weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer, so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past three days. FML
Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML
Today, my roommate thought that "sour milk" would taste like sour candy. She left a jug of milk out for two days, then took a huge gulp, vomited everywhere, and dropped the jug. Now the kitchen stinks of rotten dairy. FML
Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML
Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML
Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML
Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML
Today, I decided to have cereal for breakfast. I poured the cereal in the bowl, added the milk and had a spoonful. Then I realized that my cereal was moving in the back of my mouth. FML
Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML
Today, I came home from a business trip and was greeted by a foul smell. I soon found out my husband accidentally let the milk go bad by leaving it out all day, then tried to solve the problem by "balancing the temperatures" by putting it in the freezer. Oh honey, no. Just no. FML
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feelsfeelsfeels 8
Ew.
fireice22 0
Put spicy sauce in the milk and have them taste their own medicine.
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Comments (131)
bryan788 29
"EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" sounds like you need to lock your milk up.
Myo_fml 20
Is there a "post a terrible comment" competiion happening that I don't know about?
BulldogHoops 14
To me it just sounds like "EWWWWW".
lidsthesquid 4
If you come up with a milk lid lock, please do let me know......
talloctopus 7
Ewwwwwwww
sensoon15 7
I love the left over milk from cereal..but I don't put it back in the galloon. I wonder, do they reuse gum too?
cassiels28297 0
Disgusting.
andiewithlove 21
At least it's still milk they put in it?
Achall91 17
I'd be putting laxatives into the milk. If the family gets mad about just say "I had some leftover. Didn't want to waste." Surely they could relate.
sophie22_fml 8
I know trying to look at the bright side of things is good but this is just too much. I would run away from home or buy my own milk.
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
Yeah its alittle gross... but hey, waste not, want not... I guess.
andrew6p 19
Op, buy ur own milk from now and on. Hide ur stash, and lock it up! This way you'll always have fresh milk.
Achall91 17
Where could the OP hide their milk? Under their bed?
lonelytrevor 5
No, actually I don't think that would work.
supportcommand 17
Yes. Under the bed is a great place to store milk. Try it out and let us know how you like it.
Ins0mau 20
20 - bar fridge!
sophie22_fml 8
I was thinking a small fridge and lock it in my room or just move out.
afairshake 8
That's beyond disgusting I was a dental assistant and let me assure you how many germs are in your mouth that can be very harmful to anyone drinking that and it's not very sanitary. Why in the world would people even do something so stupid? FYL for sure.
Al_ZSki 1
Grodyyy!!!
IOmnomHard 10
...No.
Mister_Triangle 21
Maybe...
if2013 10
thats disgusting....