Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
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Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
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Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
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Top comments
waltjrimmer 6
"Would you folks like any dessert? No? You sure? You make such a cute couple, maybe I could recommend the shared sundae?"
CreepInTheCorner 11
Good luck, OP. But you were a nice guy for still paying.
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Comments (138)
vikkip5 3
I would have ditched her right that second lol
Geary519 20
you drove her home? soft....
hah_gay 2
Hey, it could be worse ...
spicedream 8
personally i would have dropped enough for my dinner on the table and said goodbye, leaving her to find her own way home. if you're going to break up with someone, for god's sake, don't do it on a date. she could have waited to break op's heart until the next day or two, come on. that was heartless of her.
blackvyper 8
I would have made her pay her half and then allowed her the honor of catching a taxi home.
misspennycakes 7
You have no self respect
Recon1 11
That's when you walk up too the sever and hand him enough cash to cover the tab, his 40 percent tip and a cab fare for the lady, and keep walking. I keep a 120 handy at all times for such occasions.
fwongraven 10
Wow, I hope she paid the bill.
deet124 11
Bitch got legs, use em...
acerima 11
Why in the hell did you stay OP? Drop your half of the bill and let her find her own way home.