Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
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Top comments
waltjrimmer 6
"Would you folks like any dessert? No? You sure? You make such a cute couple, maybe I could recommend the shared sundae?"
CreepInTheCorner 11
Good luck, OP. But you were a nice guy for still paying.
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Comments (138)
simplysarcastics 26
She seems like a dushe bag. She gets a free meal and breaks your heart, then a ride home. Why can't people break up with people when and where its appropriate and not going to end in awkwardness. Sorry op, forget her she seems heartless.
TheRealBruce 12
douche*
KingCeltic77 18
I would let her walk home, so I guess you're a better person than me.
EmilieAutumn 7
Seems a little strange for her to go through an entire date with that on her mind.
5123PaperStreet 12
Should've left her to find her own way home.
baydictator 9
What a cow. Why didn't you make her find her own way home?
Xotoolyxo 16
Sorry OP, you'll find a much sweeter girl. Everything happens for a reason
Kal759 14
At least she didn't skip out on the bill.
Snowkeys 11
Read it again and correct yourself before the commenters bury you.
helpfulperson 9
You drove her home after that? YDI
peachesncreem 21
He deserves to have his heartbroken for being a gentleman?
erichsalvesen 13
You are a far better man then I. I would have excused myself to the bathroom then left her with the check and in need of a ride.
dr_snow_bear 29
Why did you drive her home? If she broke up with you let her figure out her own way. If nothing else it will teach her a lesson about timing.