Today, I took my girlfriend to eat out at a restaurant. We chatted for an hour, and it all seemed to be going well, until she told me that she wanted to break up. Waiting for the bill and driving her home was the most painful time of my life. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. Driving her home, we got stuck in a construction zone. I waited half an hour with with my ex-girlfriend bawling her eyes out in the passenger seat as I watched the traffic lady eat her lunch. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by sending me a text. She was sitting right beside me on a 10 hour car trip, and there was still 6 more hours to go. FML
Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 6 years broke up with me. Why? I was late for our date. We arrived at the restaurant together. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend of a year out on a date, a nice fancy dinner and a movie. After dinner, I said that I was feeling sick and just wanted to go home. I didn't have the heart to tell her that dinner was so expensive that I didn't have money for the movie. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
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waltjrimmer 6
"Would you folks like any dessert? No? You sure? You make such a cute couple, maybe I could recommend the shared sundae?"
CreepInTheCorner 11
Good luck, OP. But you were a nice guy for still paying.
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Comments (138)
somebody77722 3
I honestly would've walked out on her. I'm not paying for an ex's meal AND taking her home. She could've done it at a park so she could walk away and you coyld ait there thinking about how you're going to get stronger from it.
ZacZ 8
When she says she wants to break up why don't you say no? Don't take it like a bitch and definitely don't pay. Give her the ultimatum: if you break up she pays the bill.
mattlw 25
Should have just gotten up and left. Stuck her with the bill.
charvisioku 22
Why the hell did you drive her home? You should have left her to get a cab or something... she was bang out of order to do it in public like that.
AlexRen 21
Should have split the bill. Then not drive her home.
IsSheReallyTM 5
That's horrible! But instead if bring sad figure out what went wrong in the relationship versus the "all the stuff I did" and "how could she"! Now if you can't come up with anything,,,,.......then yes that's something to be sad about! Hopefully everything works out!
edmondk85 4
Server: One check? OP: No, separate.
ni0ve 9
no matter What he did after, he'd either be a jerk or a punk
xRezSynn 15
You're a gentleman.
Ragon206 5
I definitely know how you feel OP