Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's will. I didn't expect to receive anything, since his side of the family had always ostracized me for being born out of wedlock. I did get something: $3,500, on the binding condition that I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy. FML
Today, I found out that when my uncle died, he left me and the rest of my family £2000 each. Only my parents kept and spent my share on themselves. FML
Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML
Today, my aunts found grandpa's will, which left everything to me and nothing to them, and his lawyer confirmed on the phone this was definitely grandpa's wish. My entire family now hate me and think I manipulated him. My grandpa has hated me my entire life, so I think this is his way of punishing me. FML
Today, I inherited several buttloads of money from my grandmother, including property, and by gosh did so many relatives appear from the woodwork to remind me of money granny owed them, or how they just needed an investment to kickstart their business venture. The whole lot of them can screw off. FML
Today, I inherited a lot of money from a great aunt that I had forgotten about. Her immediate family are all scumbags who were only after her money, so she willed it to me and my mom to say "fuck you" to them from beyond the grave. Now I keep getting threatening phone calls. Thanks auntie. FML
Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
Today, I found I'd inherited money through the death of my childless aunt, enough to be debt free and pay my entire mortgage. My cheating ex girlfriend found out and is demanding half, since my aunt died when we were still living together under common law. She’s getting solicitors involved. FML
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36591951 9
Haha Your grandfather sounds like a real joker
WCARlover 35
It seems easy to laugh at that but if that happened to me I'd be crushed...sorry OP
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Comments (161)
Bitchplease6996 0
Thats so funny yet sad at the same time
Cinephile_fml 0
At least you'll have the advantage in Monopoly. No pimching to buy hotels for you!
Leslier_fml 4
Ha ha ha he is laughing in his grave. He got you!
ahippienamedrae 10
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Kibaruto 33
Now you have enough to upgrade from the shoe to the thimble.
Dusty_Busters 15
That's sooooo shitty
thatsotrue 2
At least now ull b able to be rich in monopoly life..
tjfml95 1
trolled from the afterlife
KiddNYC1O 22
Now I want to play monopoly and break night like the good old days...
vbmg152 19
I love it! He sounds like a jokester.