Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's will. I didn't expect to receive anything, since his side of the family had always ostracized me for being born out of wedlock. I did get something: $3,500, on the binding condition that I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy. FML
Today, I found out that when my uncle died, he left me and the rest of my family £2000 each. Only my parents kept and spent my share on themselves. FML
Today, I received a tip in Monopoly money. FML
Today, my aunts found grandpa's will, which left everything to me and nothing to them, and his lawyer confirmed on the phone this was definitely grandpa's wish. My entire family now hate me and think I manipulated him. My grandpa has hated me my entire life, so I think this is his way of punishing me. FML
Today, I inherited several buttloads of money from my grandmother, including property, and by gosh did so many relatives appear from the woodwork to remind me of money granny owed them, or how they just needed an investment to kickstart their business venture. The whole lot of them can screw off. FML
Today, I inherited a lot of money from a great aunt that I had forgotten about. Her immediate family are all scumbags who were only after her money, so she willed it to me and my mom to say "fuck you" to them from beyond the grave. Now I keep getting threatening phone calls. Thanks auntie. FML
Today, my grandpa died suddenly. About a month ago, he gifted me a few thousand dollars to buy a used car. My uncle is now demanding I return it, saying I can't prove that my grandfather agreed to it, and that he wants his rightful share of the inheritance. FML
Today, while paying for groceries, I opened my wallet to find that all my cash had been exchanged for Monopoly money. FML
Today, I found I'd inherited money through the death of my childless aunt, enough to be debt free and pay my entire mortgage. My cheating ex girlfriend found out and is demanding half, since my aunt died when we were still living together under common law. She’s getting solicitors involved. FML
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36591951 9
Haha Your grandfather sounds like a real joker
WCARlover 35
It seems easy to laugh at that but if that happened to me I'd be crushed...sorry OP
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Comments (161)
greenie213 23
What a delightful old bastard. I really like his style.
flutter4 7
Well, at least he had a sense of humor
janeska1231 1
That was not nice at al. He is too funny.
TheOtherAzn 2
I guess he wasn't acting (:
dirton89 7
Trolling in the afterlife...
WithinEPICA 4
funny but sad
demonkey_fml 4
Obviously, you will not be naming any of your future children after him... He sounds like an ass, actually! Make sure that you are a better grandparent to your grandchildren so they can remember you with love and humor instead of hatred. It sounds like he was his own worst enemy. I smell a personality disorder straight out of DSM Five. Buy the manual and diagnose him, it should be fun! By the way, none of this is your fault, he really sounds like he has a few mental issues or is just a jerk! I agree with the "mean old fart" diagnosis...
greenie213 23
Does everything have to be a disorder these days? He could have just had an abrasive personality.
CallMeBloo 31
Well, at least he didn't take any money that you'd ever actually had? I'm trying to find a bit of a bright spot here and pretty much failing. That is just mean.
makaveli2779 1
Pay for his funeral service with it.
A_Hernandez90 2
u should take a dump on his burial ground and say thanks a lot