Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because, "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's will. I didn't expect to receive anything, since his side of the family had always ostracized me for being born out of wedlock. I did get something: $3,500, on the binding condition that I use a portion of it to get a vasectomy. FML
Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML
Today, my mom's will was read to the rest of the family. I helped my mom write it a couple years ago, and I was to get funds to pay off school loans. She revised it and put in a note saying I was to get nothing because I was "lazy." The executor read it out loud. FML
Today, at the reading of my mother's last will and testament, I found out that despite having cared for her for the final years of her life, she denied me an inheritance. She basically said I'm an embarrassment, because when she wrote it, I was 31 years-old, with no wife or children. FML
Today, at lunch with my mother, she disclosed that she made some changes to her will. Instead of the previous even split to all siblings, 90% of the sizable estate will now go to my brother. He has already been living off my mother's property for the last 10 years, and reaping the benefits of being expense free. FML
Today, my grandpa told my mom that he needs to rewrite his will soon. I jokingly said that I was going to be stinking rich when he passes away. He retorted that he's never forgiven me for rear-ending his car six years ago, and because of this, I'll never see a penny of his money. FML
Today, I found out that when my uncle died, he left me and the rest of my family £2000 each. Only my parents kept and spent my share on themselves. FML
Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML
Today, I inherited several buttloads of money from my grandmother, including property, and by gosh did so many relatives appear from the woodwork to remind me of money granny owed them, or how they just needed an investment to kickstart their business venture. The whole lot of them can screw off. FML
Today, my dad refuses to let me inherit all of his money, which might just put a roof over my head when I’m older. *His* money? Well, actually, he inherited it. FML
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Top comments
pistachiopanda 19
Didn't leave you with jack shit...
georgeee97 9
Dang man that sucks. Maybe you shoulda been nicer too your old grandpa :/
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Comments (118)
georgeee97 9
Dang man that sucks. Maybe you shoulda been nicer too your old grandpa :/
webbface 25
Word, obviously there is more to this story then Jacks grandfather not being nice lol.
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
^ Weiner
friedpwnadge 25
If he decided to screw you in front of the entire family, that's on his grave for all of eternity. Just be glad you make much more than that in an hour.
jkmartinjk 16
I was wondering how the lawyer (or whomever did the reading,) read that aloud with a straight face...
corocoro 30
And make less 69 jokes.
pistachiopanda 19
Didn't leave you with jack shit...
tacojauns 45
Hey don't be a Jackass...
RoboCunnilingus 23
This FML is pretty jacked up.
tacojauns 45
at least it's not jacked off.
phoughto 5
You went there....
JtPv 14
41...how was that...you know what, I don't wanna know.
ApologyKick 25
41- Speak for yourself. If I were the FML, I would like to be jacked off. But maybe that's just me.
Nyx_fml 23
You're only immature if you giggled when you heard the "69".
etishuman22 32
Well crap. I must suck. 'Cuz I laughed.
RpiesSPIES 27
I didn't giggle, I cackled. Good to see I've matured.
NatalieOntheTram 11
I guffawed.
etishuman22 32
I guess I shouldnt be ashamed of my immaturity, then! Seems you've got company, OP!
DFresh503 8
Giggedy
BigJoeZD 16
This comment has 96thumbs up at time of posting. If only I had a mirror :(
Ctrl_H 18
A mirror would only make the numbers backwards...it still wouldn't be 69.
starile 20
An Enchanted mirror would make it 69.
kaitlynanne33 5
I giggled lol
kmm316 9
Well, whether it was true or not, it was your Grandfather's choice what do to with his money. Sorry it didn't work out for you though OP :/
TheGodDamnJoker 9
Well that does suck, however if your creating an fml about not getting as much money as the rest if your family that's sad.
MattOnFML 13
True! This shouldn't be about not receiving money, but rather your family members death
UNLUCKYyY1037 26
Dick was his name
TheGodDamnJoker 9
Before anyone points out my mistake should have said *of not "if". ._.
emeraldisle 30
Should also be "you're"
Nyx_fml 23
And here I was excited thinking you were correcting that awful "your" in your comment. Oh well, one step at a time.
TheGodDamnJoker 9
Ahhh no, better go put on my armor to prepare myself for the dowvotes.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
The Joker does not don his armor when he gets downvoted. He blows up a hospital.
slybugsy 5
Uh no, your was the correct spelling. Go back to school.
slybugsy 5
Oh the first "your". Got It.
ironik69 31
Even in death, he trolled you.
aboelmagd 18
Rest in peace old man.
jayceejaco 15
You're grandpa didn't like you at all.
jayceejaco 15
Your*
Tdrizzzzzly 19
How did you get that wrong in the first place?
hashshim 23
52: I'm assuming it was due to autocorrect, that happens to me a lot.
AnthonyWheeler15 24
In a way that's sentimental, right?
GRgoldfish 19
not even a little
brave_josh 9
*About to die* "Hehe, give Jack 69 cents." *Dies*
Alihb 16
Yet you can type a comment