Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was exhausted, and asked if I could watch our baby while he grabbed a nap. I told him to man the fuck up and deal with it. Later, he slipped out, and won't answer his phone. I have no idea where he is. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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towboatdude 0
Not much of a man there. And he would have been a shity father too!!!!!! Op You can do better I'm sure
barbie08 0
12- you are seriously ******* retarded. who ever said that was her ex?! And no hunny DON'T kill your precious baby! Congrats(: And if he's not man enough to take care of his baby then your probably better off with out him anyways. Remember; it takes a BOY to create a baby BUT a MAN to raise one. Be strong for your little one. My prayers are with you. And best of wishes(:
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Comments (122)
myfriend_youfail 3
And this is why you think about the possibility of pregnancy before opening your legs and *******, even if you use protection. Because there are only two 100% sure methods of birth control: proper sterilization, and keeping your legs shut. And this is also why you DISCUSS the possibility of children with your significant other before *******. Because shit happens. If you've never in your entire relationship sat down together and discussed "what if we got pregnant", you're an idiot. Scenario 1 You never discussed the possibility of pregnancy before ******* your brains out (or you considered the possibility in an abstract "it'll never happen to us" way and clung to the hope that protection would never fail). YDI. Scenario 2 You discussed it, but he's a douchebag. FYL. Scenario 3 Your boyfriend isn't the only man you're doing the Sit 'n Spin on, and he's smart enough to figure out that he ain't the daddy. YDI. Considering current society and collective morals/values, I'm leaning towards scenario 1. Scenario 3 possibly if you're the type that I see on the Maury Show.
vickycat 5
nicely put.
Sakirutaki 0
Aw I'm so sorry :(
smokin420 0
sucks for you
Cobraleone 0
woooooord!!!! well OP I think that you should not abort. and btw what about protection???? and I agree with all those people that said that you should use the pills (free or not). oh yeah and Jimboom...... you got SOME SERIOUS issues. dont talk shit here, go see a psychologist. and before you start attacking me, OP is just seeing the consequences of her unsafe sex. and I also think that you are mad beacuse your mother didnt abort and VOILA you came to this world. and think about it, you were in the same position as that baby. alright thx for your time everybody!!! PEACE OUT!!!!!!!!!!
dapheronixx3 3
Fyl for having a bf like tht ...
Menick47 0
Lmafo! He GTFO!
Sammara 0
Though I sympathize and did not click YDI, I would like to point out that there are a few things that EVERYBODY should do before having sex with ANYONE. 1. What birth control will you be using? 2. What is your sexual history, including STDs? 3. What will we do in the case of a pregnancy? I am not assuming you weren't safe, like many others here are. Nor do I think it's your fault--he's as responsible for birth control methods as you are, even if you weren't safe. But, these are things that should have been discussed BEFOREHAND, not once something popped up!
sunthroughrain 0
it's dick how people just jump to assumptions about the op and her bf.
99chevyz71 0
haha. i would do the same thing
fylkman 0
126 i remember dat FML u win