Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was exhausted, and asked if I could watch our baby while he grabbed a nap. I told him to man the fuck up and deal with it. Later, he slipped out, and won't answer his phone. I have no idea where he is. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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towboatdude 0
Not much of a man there. And he would have been a shity father too!!!!!! Op You can do better I'm sure
barbie08 0
12- you are seriously ******* retarded. who ever said that was her ex?! And no hunny DON'T kill your precious baby! Congrats(: And if he's not man enough to take care of his baby then your probably better off with out him anyways. Remember; it takes a BOY to create a baby BUT a MAN to raise one. Be strong for your little one. My prayers are with you. And best of wishes(:
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Comments (122)
Destruct0r 5
lmao. same way he forgot to pull out is the same way he forgot to come back
Trollz4daLULZ 2
I thought this was supposed to be a site to share a laugh at other peoples' misfortunes and to make fun of each other a bit. WTF is with all the political crap? I say kill all humans, born and un-born.
RatTatTat 0
he probably went to tell all his friends how happy he is going to be when he's a father, and to buy loads of gifts for the baby!
Ketchup_Castle 30
Haha. That probably is what he left to do.
kjohnson0415 0
how did we get onto the topic of abortions? we don't know nearly enough about her situation to be trying to rationalize or fix it. for all we know the guy came back by now. or this wasn't a true story to begin with. but, if true, it's sad for the OP
jojoboo1 0
another awesome Dad to be proud of..
reallymily 0
preganacy test. the magic wand that can make men disappear
bobwaswow 0
win
skyeyez9 25
Well I hope he came back by now. If not, he's a selfish asshole and will regret it when his child grows up and he wants to "reconnect," and his kid tells him to eat shit and go to hell. They usually want to 'be there' for their child after they are grown and the mom did all the hard work raising a kid.
skyeyez9 25
I don't know why some guys are so suprised and shocked if they get their gf preggo. Unless you are sterile, having sex Even with birth control; a baby is a possibility.
spartan_girl 0
seems like just as a lot of teens/young adults think they are essentially immortal, and things like terrible car accidents or cancer or whatever won't ever happen to them or their friends, a lot of teens/young adults also think that they won't possibly get pregnant, especially if they use contraceptives of some sort (again: NONE OF THESE ARE 100%. especially if you don't use them properly). to be fair, I don't know how old the OP is, but I do think a lot of young people (including myself, at times) have an attitude of "it won't happen to me". Maybe it's in our nature to be optimistic, and not think about these things. It's easy to wonder how people could be surprised by something like this, but I'll be honest, if I found out I was pregnant right now, I would be shocked, and so would my husband. We know it COULD happen, even though we are careful, but that doesn't mean it wouldn't be a surprise.
Schooled 0
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bobwaswow 0
i luaghed so hard I had to pee...srry op it was just that funny ..... good luck =