Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was exhausted, and asked if I could watch our baby while he grabbed a nap. I told him to man the fuck up and deal with it. Later, he slipped out, and won't answer his phone. I have no idea where he is. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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towboatdude 0
Not much of a man there. And he would have been a shity father too!!!!!! Op You can do better I'm sure
barbie08 0
12- you are seriously ******* retarded. who ever said that was her ex?! And no hunny DON'T kill your precious baby! Congrats(: And if he's not man enough to take care of his baby then your probably better off with out him anyways. Remember; it takes a BOY to create a baby BUT a MAN to raise one. Be strong for your little one. My prayers are with you. And best of wishes(:
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Comments (122)
TheDude42 0
harsh :( I would never do that to my girl
charbz 0
YDI for pre-marital sex.
MrsPotts 0
Get child support from that bastard!!!!
KillaK3y 0
that's comedy
joseespinal 0
what a dick face loser
opressed 0
Ill hav 2 rmbr that one
ashzadeh 0
and that's why you don't have sex with any schmuck. it's called "making love" not "making like"
girltard 1
and thats why you wait till your married
afg3 0
why don't people just wait to have sex until they are married and have kids then it would save alot of people alot of trouble especially high skool kids
EvilHippyEmperor 0
So you're planning on waiting until you have kids before you have sex? I can see a slight fault with that plan.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Maybe he needs to go back to "skool" and not fall asleep during biology or sex ed...
zach55 0
I'm going to go take a breather. I also need my clothes, my tv, my radio, my bed, and pretty much everything else that I own in the house.