Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was exhausted, and asked if I could watch our baby while he grabbed a nap. I told him to man the fuck up and deal with it. Later, he slipped out, and won't answer his phone. I have no idea where he is. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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towboatdude 0
Not much of a man there. And he would have been a shity father too!!!!!! Op You can do better I'm sure
barbie08 0
12- you are seriously ******* retarded. who ever said that was her ex?! And no hunny DON'T kill your precious baby! Congrats(: And if he's not man enough to take care of his baby then your probably better off with out him anyways. Remember; it takes a BOY to create a baby BUT a MAN to raise one. Be strong for your little one. My prayers are with you. And best of wishes(:
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Comments (122)
raven02 0
suck his c''' reAlly good maybe he will stay
Alphadawg88 0
Give me his address. I hate sharing air with garbage like that. You can't own up to your decisions, then you need to be put down.
smile_meh_love 0
wow that sucks! but u really don't need anyone who walks out on u n ur baby like that anyway...
thursday817 6
Maybe you should be more careful with who you have sex with, he is a p.o.s though
fucking_dev 2
that is so ****** up .. but ridiculously funny as well .
Yodamine34 16
If you guys used protection, and you somehow ended up pregnant, then I don't blame him. If he took all the precautions to make sure that you wouldn't get pregnant, that means that he didn't want a kid, or the responsibility.
worldclassrager 41
I think his breather was to run far far away
jaydots 16
now thats not cool you should run him down with a truck
Xander1998 16
You dumb **** STOP HAVING KIDS BEFORE YOURE MARRIED! I KNOWNITS YOUR OWN CHOICE BUT ITS A DUMB ONE AND 90% OF THR TIME IT TURNS OUT SHIT.
trentgl 11
Sounds like my great grandpa. He's still in line for that damned loaf of bread I guess. Havnt seen him since he went to get it.