Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was exhausted, and asked if I could watch our baby while he grabbed a nap. I told him to man the fuck up and deal with it. Later, he slipped out, and won't answer his phone. I have no idea where he is. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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towboatdude 0
Not much of a man there. And he would have been a shity father too!!!!!! Op You can do better I'm sure
barbie08 0
12- you are seriously ******* retarded. who ever said that was her ex?! And no hunny DON'T kill your precious baby! Congrats(: And if he's not man enough to take care of his baby then your probably better off with out him anyways. Remember; it takes a BOY to create a baby BUT a MAN to raise one. Be strong for your little one. My prayers are with you. And best of wishes(:
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Comments (122)
Hikarishimizu 13
YDI for getting pregnant, especially with an ass like him. I'm not pro-life but don't get an abortion and destroy some future life or whatever just because you were stupid. If you got raped it would be different.
Reimstar 3
Never get an abortion..
bamforion 0
should of done the push and pray . just push past all the important stuff .only works if your not Jewish ha ha skip pulling out!
hugopz 0
wow... you'e bf is fickin' douchebag
OnlyInhuman_fml 0
I can see where he's coming from. If that happened to me I'd splatterpaint the walls with my blood down to the last drop... You should probably find out what he's doing right now.
freakin0ut 0
you obviously deserve better than him.
wowzersselainee 0
heyy give him a break he probobly had a heart-attack or somethin
iivann 0
oh shiit !! Jaja fyl
superstar2320784 0
Yo I would kick his ass if I was your brother!
bloopster 2
This is why you use contraception till you decide TOGETHER to have kids.
Steffi 26
Who says they didn't use contraception? It's not 100% effective.