Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was exhausted, and asked if I could watch our baby while he grabbed a nap. I told him to man the fuck up and deal with it. Later, he slipped out, and won't answer his phone. I have no idea where he is. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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towboatdude 0
Not much of a man there. And he would have been a shity father too!!!!!! Op You can do better I'm sure
barbie08 0
12- you are seriously ******* retarded. who ever said that was her ex?! And no hunny DON'T kill your precious baby! Congrats(: And if he's not man enough to take care of his baby then your probably better off with out him anyways. Remember; it takes a BOY to create a baby BUT a MAN to raise one. Be strong for your little one. My prayers are with you. And best of wishes(:
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Comments (122)
misfitSuperStar 0
Give him some time, Op. remember how you felt when you first found out? That's him right now. FYL.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Ah, finally! Someone speaking sense! Perhaps a bit optimistic for this site, but sense nonetheless. :)
StewieBigFan 0
Get an abortion. And, next time, use a condom/birth control.
owo_fml 9
Congrats OP! You got rid of a douchebag but can still force him to pay child support until the kid's 18! His next few girlfriends will be more wary, but you can make him suffer anyway.
yolie_fml 0
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PanteraRules 0
maybe he needed to get a lot more fresh air than you had assumed op
tbugroxxs98 0
i feel bad 4 u..... atleast u found out he was a jerk b4 u guys got married er sumthin
thancooper 0
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shadowrobot 2
srry about that and all of you who are laughing at this how would you feel if this happened to you
charbz 0
YDI for being a *****
furburger 0
#15 - It's pretty clear that #12 was trolling. As is the fact that you are, with your pro-choice attitude. I bet OP posted this and was just waiting on the edge of her seat for your instructions and witty axioms. Barbie to the rescue. Not.
maalicious 0
ydi for having a bf