Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He seemed thrilled, and went to buy some wine to celebrate. He left 11 hours ago and won't come back. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that I'm pregnant. He instantly replied "Bullshit!", then hung up and apparently skipped town. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. I told my boyfriend, who held me and promised it'd be alright, and he'd never leave me. One sandwich later, he'd forgotten about the whole thing, and dumped me when I reminded him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Today, my boyfriend said he was exhausted, and asked if I could watch our baby while he grabbed a nap. I told him to man the fuck up and deal with it. Later, he slipped out, and won't answer his phone. I have no idea where he is. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
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towboatdude 0
Not much of a man there. And he would have been a shity father too!!!!!! Op You can do better I'm sure
barbie08 0
12- you are seriously ******* retarded. who ever said that was her ex?! And no hunny DON'T kill your precious baby! Congrats(: And if he's not man enough to take care of his baby then your probably better off with out him anyways. Remember; it takes a BOY to create a baby BUT a MAN to raise one. Be strong for your little one. My prayers are with you. And best of wishes(:
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Comments (122)
mmaverick 0
was it his.
jennniferlea 4
YDI for mot planning a family and allowing yourself to get pregnant without discussing it with your partner first.
CheckYourPockes 4
lol this bitch is 16 too YOU SUCK
chynab 0
wowww
I_have_no_clue 0
Mazel!
rimouski 0
lmao #49 your comment made my day xD and btw your really pretty =]
cheerforlife18 0
hahah thats so funny but so bitch of the guy!
wordgirl 0
I'm sure in the 195 comments before this, someone has been a righteous twat and said this already, but, Eh-hem: That's what happens when you sleep with someone who is not legally and morally obligated to you. Next time (ha! Next time!) get married before you treat your body like something disposable. That's what this fellow thought of you, and you didn't show him anything different because you let him do this to you and then walk away. You wouldn't agree to work for someone in advance with only a vague idea that they'd pay you, right? You'd want a guarantee that they will value and reward your work? Same with your body, only more so. You must respect yourself and the potential life within you every single time you decide to have sex. How can you be angry at the guy for walking away when you made it possible for him to do so? YDI for not caring enough about your future child to ensure that he or she has a father that can't just LEAVE.
MitchN 0
Well it musta been suspicisous when he went for a breather in the car
roscolene 1
Enjoy your time as a host to an unwanted parasite.