Today, while making plans with my boyfriend, I told him we could have lunch after my appointment with the gynecologist. He started screaming, cussing and calling me a whore. According to him, women only go to the gyno if they have an STD, which I must’ve gotten from cheating. He’s an idiot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my classmate overheard me on the phone making an appointment at the women’s health center. The dumb bitch told everyone I was going to the clinic for STD treatment. I was scheduling my biopsy for a lump in my breast. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
Today, my fiance lost his shit when I told him that I’ve decided to go to nursing school. He claims that all nurses are cheating whores and that if I become one we’re through. His source? The troglodytes that thrive in the bowels of the internet. All because one guy got his heart broken by a nurse. FML
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I was having the worst period cramps you could ever imagine. I cancelled the date I had with my "boyfriend." He replied, “Isn’t there some medicine you can take to make it go away?” When I told him I did and still had them, he said, “Fine, lose my number, I’ll find a girl who doesn’t have that shit.” FML
Today, my boyfriend was diagnosed with a UTI. He thought men can only get UTIs by "catching" them from a woman, so he blamed me for it. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend is threatening to dump me if I don’t give him all the details of my menstruation so he can track my periods with an app on his phone. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Y’know, it can be fun to date the stupid for a while. But then their idiocy comes out in some unpleasant way and you have to toss them back into the gene pool. Tell him he should get a vaccine to prevent falling off the end of the Earth when he gets there.
riley873 21
I hope you mean ex
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Comments (21)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Your (hopefully now ex) boyfriend is living proof that sex ed in this country needs to be greatly revamped.
Nhayaa 21
He's not necessarily an idiot... you'd be surprised of how many men know nothing (Jon Snow) about women's intimacy. Even women themselves. It's all about education. Knowledge and intelligence are 2 different things... (I'm not ok with the ***** part though. I agree that's a good reason to break up.)
BDove 17
You know, I have a similar story. I went to the gyno for a yeast infection, and then told my ex in case they had it too. I got cussed out and basically called a hoe because you “can only get yeast infections by sleeping around.” Mind you, she was the only one I’d slept with, and yeast infections are not STDS. Yes, her. You’d think she knew how vaginas work. Nope 🤷🏼♀️
franniemae 8
Noone can be that stupid.
edwardcullenisme 6
I hope you broke with mr *******
michellethejinxx13 7
Uh I’d be wondering if he’s cheating. Usually guys that irrationally accuse people like that... have a guilty conscience
Taurus_ChicKa 37
He's an abusive idiot, and one you should reconsider being with. I hope you mean ex...
aj17_2003 5
break up honestly, coming from a guy.
wrenavery90 12
Why would you want such an idiot for a boyfriend? And he called you a *****. That's not acceptable.