Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while waiting in line at a store, a toddler behind me was throwing a major meltdown while his father yelled at him, giving me a migraine. I turned to the woman behind me and said, "Can you believe this kid? I feel sorry for his mother." Turns out the woman was his mother. FML
Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML
Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML
Today, I saw a little boy wandering in the supermarket looking lost and distraught. I gently put my hand on his shoulder and said, “Hey buddy, where’s your mommy?” He screamed, “STRANGER DANGER!” and kicked me in the shin. His actual mom wandered over from the cheese section, gave me a dirty look, and walked off. FML.
Today, while working at my local supermarket, I found a boy lost and wandering about, so I took him to the front desk. My reward from his mother was a slap around the face and harsh words for supposedly having kidnapped him. FML
Today, a bratty kid at Walmart called my mom a "fat bitch" when she wasn't walking fast enough for him. Enraged, I gave him the meanest death glare I could muster and I tore him a new one, right in front of his mother, who then defended her kid, saying that my mom and I should both lose a few pounds. FML
Today, my kid was lying on the floor in Morrisons screaming, no matter what I tried to do, until another mother came, picked him up, and dumped him in the trolley seat. She then looked me up and down and said, “Girl, he’s 4 years-old and 3 feet tall, grow some fucking backbone.” She was so right too. FML
Today, my child was refusing to leave the playground. I had to pry her, screaming and crying, from the monkey bars. I then realized I had been assaulting someone else's kid. FML
Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML
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RichardPencil 32
Too much of a good thing is a bad thing. It's notable that you just stood around and watched and did nothing as the child got beaten. Maybe you can get a job with the Uvalde cops.
mattiagardin 15
She probably came to that point because of people like you complaining so much for children being children. There are two awful adults on this post
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mattiagardin 15
She probably came to that point because of people like you complaining so much for children being children. There are two awful adults on this post
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
Yeah, and you're the other one. You have no idea if this kid was actually throwing a temper tantrum but have decided to act as if you do know.
RichardPencil 32
Too much of a good thing is a bad thing. It's notable that you just stood around and watched and did nothing as the child got beaten. Maybe you can get a job with the Uvalde cops.
tiptoppc 21
Wow, I gotta say, that comment made me wince, for real. Isn’t this a bit too far? Why not try him out on some light crime, like the police officer that killed george floyd? At least he’d only be charged with one murder rather than 20 counts of pediatricide. Also, this was a poor joke attempt by me. I’m a white male with no record and even *I* hate police!
wrenavery90 12
great comment!!!!
cuz803 46
Where's ACS? That lady should be in prison because that's obviously child abuse. You're a witness of it too so you can help. If you chose not to, I hope you enjoyed getting more for what you paid for 😒
tiptoppc 21
Too busy ignoring mothers killing or beating kids on youtube!
IHaveThePower 18
...And then you called the police, right?
Decipherme 11
Too bad he wasn’t unconscious- then it would be your fault for putting your nose in other peoples business… hopefully you learn this time.
Marcella1016 32
Sorry man I don’t think I can decipher you
Decipherme 11
Well hopefully you’ve learned to not poke your nose into other peoples business… hopefully the kid forgives you too. Maybe you can learn the lesson this time.
lexxiasaurus 31
and the police were called, child placed in CPS custody right?
wrenavery90 12
And you just friggin stood there why she did it! Are you serious? What is wrong with you?