Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
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Gucci_Girl 2
You should have told her to suck your dick for a 3rd one.
texas_justice 0
...somethings never change. a teacher in the classroom is like Joesph Stalin. if you stand up to him/her, you will disappear.
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Comments (245)
_nobodyspecial 0
When this kind of thing happened to me I didn't show up for detention, and if the teacher said anything I just reminded him that he shouldn't have touched me down there!
choupinette77 0
wtf?
VampirePenguin 0
This entire website is SUPPOSED to comprise of daily life annoyances that are funny. Troll.
hockeystud19 1
big weiner
iluvtnbc 0
umm ok? @ 31
_nobodyspecial 0
Do you not understand the concept of a veiled threat?
Luckster 0
Artists never have it easy. I had one teacher tear up an entire project once (Poster) because she hates cartoons.
MQ_was_here 0
Holy shit, that teacher would one sorry mofo if that was my art.
purplemnm 9
I would have beat her ass so hard
Luckster 0
Eh...I was dumb enough to forgive her cause she was pregnant and having mood swings. These days, I'd make a whole scene and bitch at her like the devil. Heh...grew a spine too little too late.
purplemnm 9
you could have screamed at her....if she cried she wouldn't do anything
1z2z3z4z 0
and if she did nothing after you yell at her, your ass still would have been handed a detention. grow up
bobtheduck1990 0
Spend that time in detention learning subject/verb agreement. Please and thank you.
Oreogasm 5
detention for me was shitty lunch in a quiet room.
KurouTenshi 0
yeah, highschool sucks :D don't worry, you'll be okay! ^^
Felium 0
Please 2 dentition thats nothing
MadaZer0 8
Yeah! Try talking about your 40 year teachers massive breast size and get suspended for a week!
ThuhBoss 0
I'm not surprised 2 "dentitions" is nothing to you. You can't even spell detentions right. Can someone say high school dropout?
ThuhBoss 0
And I can't even comment back to the right one. Never mind. Hahahah
akramadam 0
why didn't you just show it to her?
bethanysaccount 0
hopefuly you get to serve them on the same day. two days would be tourcher