Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
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Gucci_Girl 2
You should have told her to suck your dick for a 3rd one.
texas_justice 0
...somethings never change. a teacher in the classroom is like Joesph Stalin. if you stand up to him/her, you will disappear.
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eviltomtom 0
You should take a dump on his/her car.
Olympian94 0
I REALLY want Snick to jump off a building.
firecopy 6
tell your parents and principle you got in trouble for finishing your work. they might help you beat up the teacher!!!
Cookiez1999 0
ya know what? thats happend to me too :3 lol but i just wasnt drawing i was makin a drawn bookmark LOL
boopityboppity 11
Hmm, CyclonePsycho, I wasn't aware. See, I was homeschooled for a good portion of my life, and my mother (being an English major) taught me using (at first, lower versions of) her grammar books. They were more traditional, I'm assuming, because I was taught that "he or she" is the correct grammar when the gender is unknown. I'm guessing that common usage of "they" has allowed it to move from "always wrong" to "sometimes accepted." Thanks for the enlightenment.
tisiphone_fml 0
It isn't, 127. Perhaps to teachers or writers, but not in any grammatical sense. People are coping with the depreciation of the term 'one', and the rise of political correctness.
meyer_fml 0
cool.
BlueTwist89 0
Go talk to the principal.
tisiphone_fml 0
I have this funny feeling the teacher was having a really crappy day and snapped. Not that that makes it right...
bballergirl 0
this happens to me all the time :P haha just forget about it, its one of those things you gotta laugh about but not take too seriously, you know?