Today, I finished my classwork and my homework early. Since we weren't allowed to leave the room, I decided to draw. My teacher noticed and gave me detention for "goofing off" when I should be doing my work. When I told the teacher I was already done, they gave me a second detention for "attempting to defy them". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML
Today, I got sent out of the class for "inappropriate" behaviour. The teacher later forgot about me and sent a notice home to my parents stating that I skipped class. FML
Today, I got detention from my teacher for not handing an assignment in. It would be understandable if I hadn't handed it in a week before it was due. She won't listen to reason. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, my mother yelled at me for not doing all of my homework. She got so mad, she tore up a drawing I'd spent over a week working on. That was my art homework. FML
Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML
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Gucci_Girl 2
You should have told her to suck your dick for a 3rd one.
texas_justice 0
...somethings never change. a teacher in the classroom is like Joesph Stalin. if you stand up to him/her, you will disappear.
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Comments (245)
101Alex101 0
When you say "them", is their one or more teacher, or, you have have bad grammer
Rooki_fml 0
Sounds like my English teacher! he told me to shut up,
RuralNinja 0
Request multiple meetings with the teacher, the vice principal, principal, superintendent, etc... Make sure you waste at least twice as much of their time as she does of yours.
Rooki_fml 0
umm okay
dsrs3777 0
"They" is an accepted non-gender specific replacement aka it can be used as a singular if you don't want to specify he or she
dsrs3777 0
"They" is an accepted non-gender specific replacement aka it can be used as a singular if you don't want to specify he or she
brianjman14 23
u should've just not showed up and if they asked, say "oh, u were serious about that?"
PurpleKuSh_fml 0
I wuda cussed her out
Alexlivee 0
ikr?! **** teachers! luckily, I hve pretty Keely teachers but this one time I got in trouble bc I didn't read enough books at lunch. who the he'll read while they eat?!
susieKiute 0
high school...need I say more? college has and is the best years of my life
Alexlivee 0
i love college, and I love drinking and I love men. I love college! thatbparty last night was awfully crazzy I wish we taped it. I danced my ass off and was that one girl completely naked. drink my beer and smoke my weed college life's the life for me. pass out at 3 wake up at 10 go out to eat and do it again. cuz I love college!!
spiderman0606 0
The shit that passes off as music these days...