Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part? He was by himself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML
Today, I just received the king-sized bed I'd ordered. My boyfriend moved out two days ago when we broke up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, my boyfriend are I are staying at his parents' while they are away. While having sex in their bed, the whole bed went crashing to the floor. We have no idea what to do, and we leave tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend jumping on my bed exclaiming that he had "won the lottery." He broke the bed. Turns out he only won £15.80. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Palmela Handerson likes it rough.
teamlightskin 14
How in the world did he manage to do that??
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Comments (92)
Ki11erC 18
How come I seem to be the only one that finds it odd a bed is a family heirloom..
TheJMB 15
I'm with you #75.
Sheh_fml 25
OP must have meant that the frame, not the mattress, where a heirloom. At that age it was probably made of solid wood, which could quite easily withstand 150 years of use, where as a mattress couldn't. That also means that the mattress, ergo the part that actually gets kinda gross and stained after a while, would have been switched to a new one every now and then.
gottageek 17
Does it still count as by himself if he had an inflatable friend? Just trying to think through the physics of it. He's either very..... enthusiastic and durable, or the bed wasn't holding up as well as you thought. But the additional scenario, that could add more bouncing to contribute?
mattuti 8
Your boyfriend sounds like a wanker...
booshislove 8
"By himself"
FRUITFUCKED 9
At least he wasn't with someone else.
Bloodangel456 12
Why would your goal in sex be to break the bed!?! That's just stupid it doesn't prove anything except that you are an idiot that needs to buy a new bed
TheLawOfSod 4
Breaking a bed is a pain in the ass... :/
SammyToTheMaxX 7
highly doubt he was alone
darkfireflame 15
That's some good fapping
Euphrates 10
this guy must have battle scars on his weiner