tine
Sydney, Australia
Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Anonymous
Dansville, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were having dinner with my family. He killed a bug and ate it. FML
wtf
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Today, I walked into my bedroom to find my boyfriend clipping his toe nails into my pillow case. FML
Anonymous
He prefers the dog
Today, my boyfriend kicked me out of bed so the dog could get under the covers. FML
meow
United States
Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML
Kira
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Today, it was my first time sleeping at my boyfriend’s house. I happened to have an incredibly realistic nightmare in which I woke up to thousands of centipedes crawling all over my body. My boyfriend got to watch me scream and slap myself repeatedly. FML
eightleggedtictac
Worcester, United States
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML
animelover
Canada
Today, my boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets, because he was too afraid to get up and go pee. FML
byebyeromance
State College, United States
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
fartz
United States
Today, while I was sleeping, apparently I rolled over towards my fiancé and told him "We gotta save the turtles!" and had a five seconds long fart. Now he won't stop making fun of me. FML
Scabby
Manchester, United Kingdom
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend pulling off scabs and eating them. My scabs. FML
Top comments
Ohshitdude 21
Not what i was expecting. ..
Juicenub 25
Sometimes it are the small things that really bug you.
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Ohshitdude 21
Not what i was expecting. ..
SarahSehhati 40
Me either. The question is now will he put the bed back together pretending to be Bob the builder. :)
Ohshitdude 21
Haha win!
MzZombicidal 36
Really though, this FML has left me so curious! Lol!
Ohshitdude 21
right?
FBellesLife 15
Definitely needs a follow-up!
gatorclay97 28
...Was this some sort of sexual thing or just idiocy???
Juicenub 25
Sometimes it are the small things that really bug you.
Cass_x 22
I'd like to know.. How..?
badluckalex 23
pretending to be a caterpillar
MzZombicidal 36
#16's reply gave me such a laugh. I truly expected a random, well thought out possibility and was pleasently surprised. Good job. :P
ihaveasushicat 24
He could have been pretending to be a burrito.
kerstileann 26
reminds me of an old commercial. *dad wraps himself in a blanket* dad: "honey what am i?" daughter : "a..burrito?" dad : "no! im a joint!"
LiveLifeAllDay 11
Hopefully it was funny . Unless it was then ya known kinda sucks
Indianboy9321 25
I'm assuming you meant to type "wasn't". Even giving you the benefit of the doubt, your comment doesn't work. If it was funny, why post it on FML?
RecklessLove 18
It could be funny but still an fml. Funny because he pretended to be a caterpillar. An fml because he broke the bed.
trellz17 19
Maybe when he turns into that beautiful butterfly, you'll forget about the broken bed.
cakefete2 31
Funny thing is, calling a man a "butterfly", at least in Spanish, is saying he's gay. If he became one, he wouldn't really need OP anymore. He'd fly away in search of some other nectar.
coming back in the future 30
He sounds fun.
DenBriZel 31
That's...odd. The last thing I would have expected to see here.. Or, maybe just the thing I was expecting to see here.
abraybro 27
I was expecting this to end with "while having sex," definitely not this...
devildog562 33
Wads he trying to burro into you while doing this? That would make this okay with an applause .