Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part? He was by himself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML
Today, I just received the king-sized bed I'd ordered. My boyfriend moved out two days ago when we broke up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, my boyfriend are I are staying at his parents' while they are away. While having sex in their bed, the whole bed went crashing to the floor. We have no idea what to do, and we leave tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend jumping on my bed exclaiming that he had "won the lottery." He broke the bed. Turns out he only won £15.80. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Palmela Handerson likes it rough.
teamlightskin 14
How in the world did he manage to do that??
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Comments (92)
Dracoboxer357 36
Well, nice to know you're dating Clark Kent. You might to look up and see if he blew a hole through your ceiling too. ;P
LesAnn89 3
How do you manage to break a bed by yourself?
KiddNYC1O 22
Really? Lol
mrtonyanderson 20
Must've been beating it hard haha
herrnyberg 7
That's nice
RonnieG 10
woulda been worse if he had been with someone else.
Ibeatmyself 3
Damn he must have been mad
docdd_fml 1
how did he do tht?
synchroskater16 12
I'm sure you can fix it somehow!
cloudsofneon 5
You believed he was alone hahaha
yadanax 14
I agree his life sucks