Today, my boyfriend's dream came true; he had always wanted to break a bed during sex. The bed he broke was a heirloom in my family for 150 years. The best part? He was by himself. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got really excited that he'd broken his own record; he can now last a full 2 minutes in bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke the bed pretending to be a caterpillar. FML
Today, I just received the king-sized bed I'd ordered. My boyfriend moved out two days ago when we broke up. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML
Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Today, after months of patiently waiting, I finally got my roommates out of the house for the night so I could have sex with my boyfriend for the first time without being interrupted. He couldn't get it up. FML
Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
Today, my boyfriend are I are staying at his parents' while they are away. While having sex in their bed, the whole bed went crashing to the floor. We have no idea what to do, and we leave tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up to my boyfriend jumping on my bed exclaiming that he had "won the lottery." He broke the bed. Turns out he only won £15.80. FML
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RedPillSucks 33
Palmela Handerson likes it rough.
teamlightskin 14
How in the world did he manage to do that??
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Comments (92)
Chazzzor 10
He wasn't by himself.
Eisenhorn 10
Nothing like hardcore masturbation to start the day
Cami111 2
Replace it before anyone notices with a look alike
xStaciexLynnx 15
I can't be the only person who doesn't believe he was alone...
amisenho 11
Does he routinely jump on the bed while he masturbates? It happens!
sabbyheartswhat 23
Does anyone else think an heirloom bed is a little gross? Yea the mattress is new, but I don't want to sleep in a spot and have it running through my head my parents, grandparents, great grandparents, etc did it right here. Possibly conceiving the next generation. Totally gross me out! X0
thatgirlincali 13
Do you really think he was by himself?
monster216 7
maybe he was with someone. .. maybe ur sister!!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Anyone else picturing Edward Cullen here? Seriously, he breaks the bed during the honeymoon. lol But seriously, it sucks that he broke a family heirloom, even if he did accomplish his dream. O.o Awkward...
vintaqe 28
I really want to know how you break a bed during masturbation. I'd like to try it.
Dracoboxer357 36
71- In my mind, he was probably just fapping himself while jumping on the bed like a 5 year old with ADHD. Unfortunately, not too impressive. ;p