Today, I went out to a bar with some of my friends. They're all in committed relationships, but every single one of them got hit on. I'm single, and yet again, nobody even said hi to me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the guy I'm dating came into the same restaurant where I was eating. He was with a girl. He sat at the table next to mine and didn't even bother to say, "Hi." I guess I'm single again. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, I went a double date with my coworker, his girlfriend, and her friend. After some drinks, her best friend stopped including me in conversations. We got back to my place and she was trying to fuck both of them, and ignored me all night. This is the third girl this happened with. FML
Today, I got stood up by all five of my friends. I had to spend two hours getting hit on by a guy because I didn't feel safe to drive home. Their excuse? They didn't think I was serious when I said I was already at the bar. FML
Today, I went into a restaurant and sat at a bar near three guys who appeared to be 19 or 20. They did not acknowledge me. 15 minutes later, my burger arrived. They all ran over to ask me about it. I haven't been hit on in months. My cheeseburger is more attractive to men than I am. FML
Today, every time I go out with my friend, we get approached by girls. He’s taken, so he’s offered to be my wingman. Every time the girls find out he’s taken and I'm the single one, they tell us how they were only interested in him. I’m working my ass off trying to improve myself, and these are my results. FML
Today, after a nice Thanksgiving with my parents, and the usual question about when I'll bring a woman with me to meet them, I absentmindedly launched the usual dating app. I swiped completely dry with no matches, reminding myself that my entire city doesn't have one person interested in dating me. FML
Today, I took my best friend out for a night in town, after he got dumped by his girlfriend recently. As we were walking around, we passed a group of hot women, a couple who were checking him out. Trying to be encouraging, I said "He's single!" and winked. One of the girls was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I got together with a small gathering of friends in a bar. I go up to the bar to order something, but with all the music and noise, the barman can't hear what I'm trying to say, so he leans forward, cocking his ear towards me. For some reason, I thought he was being friendly so I kissed him as if we were saying hello to each other. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
tzemmy 25
that happens a lot apparently. I think it has to do with the confidence level- they A) aren't looking for partner, and B) are more happy since they have one. many single people don't have the same confidence level and therefore seem less attractive to others.
mustangbravo 27
Don't let it get you down. The right person is out there. Don't be afraid to make the first move either. Throw us guys a line every now and then.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (83)
Googolman 29
Don't take it personally.
Rinat_fml 26
It probably is though, lol.
incoherentrmblr 22
Story of my life too. I know the feeling all too well...
elusiveshame 22
Maybe take the initiative to talk to people yourselves?
Nicholas12 15
60 exactly
_parth 20
Damn, God must have a very special someone for you. Don't lose your hope
maggiefox 25
Aw :) Parth you're so sweet lol
tzemmy 25
that happens a lot apparently. I think it has to do with the confidence level- they A) aren't looking for partner, and B) are more happy since they have one. many single people don't have the same confidence level and therefore seem less attractive to others.
Stazza11 27
Also the good old "you always want what you can't have" comes into play here.
Steve97 32
Like you said most people at bars are usually only looking for one night stands so op pretty much dodged a few bullets. Don't worry you'll op once you find someone they won't let go :)
jenninator93 18
I've also heard somewhere that if you have sex regularly your hormones or pheromones are more appealing to the opposite sex. Or something like that lol.
Vestin 18
#23 I don't think she wanted to "dodge bullets". She could've been fine with a one-night-stand (imagine that!). Besides - "The only people who never fail are those who never try". What you're suggesting is pretty much that she should be glad she didn't have the opportunity, because things could've been bad. Either that or you're telling her "You deserve it for looking for love in a bar".
KrustyKrab 18
maybe op was just so amazing that all the guys thought she HAD to be already in a relationship :)
anonymous100000 17
OP is the DUFF
PissyBitch Daily 13
Can confirm. For some reason it's the few hours after having a little nookie with my boyfriend that men approach me more than usual.
austincain117 16
Sorry to hear that OP. Happens to everyone at sometime in their life.
MELKOZAR 27
It's ok. I've never even been in a relationship...
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
5--ur 18.. you have plenty of time!
mustangbravo 27
Don't let it get you down. The right person is out there. Don't be afraid to make the first move either. Throw us guys a line every now and then.
Wolfparable 22
Well, hi miss. :)
your_ma 27
What #3 said. When you go out focus on just having a really fun time with your friends and forget about looking to meet someone. You'll instantly look more confident and attractive and fun to be around. You will increase your chances of someone wanting to chat you up but also you'll have a better night
hi_low18 6
Next time try make first move, you will meet a lot of nice people.
DARKDAY07 16
Being in a relationship must put out a type of musk