Today, even though my bitch of a baby mama makes ten times what I make, the courts are still forcing me to pay child support for the two kids I never wanted. I’m way too busy with my life to have custody of them. FML
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Today, my wife somehow convinced a judge to force me to pay child support for a child that isn’t mine. I recently discovered our son was the result of an affair and not biologically mine, so I divorced her, but the judge is forcing me to keep supporting them financially. FML
Today, I got screwed over by the justice system. I make just over £20,000 a year, my ex makes over £250,000. We share custody of our kids 50/50 and yet I’m the one paying her child support. Our kids are very well cared for; she doesn’t need that money. I survive on instant noodles and tap water. FML
Today, like every day, my baby mama is bashing me on social media for not wanting to be involved with my kid's life. What she conveniently leaves out is she got my used rubber out of the trash to impregnate herself because she thought I would leave her soon. I already pay child support, so why can't she just leave me alone? FML
Today, I was ordered to pay most of my income in child support to my ex. We weren't ever married and her kid is not mine! We lived together for two years until we realized we weren't compatible, then she sued me when we split. I'm now paying more than her kid's rich-ass dad. How the fuck is this fair? FML
Today, it's funny that I'm paying so much more money for a 3 bedroom apartment so my kids can each have their own rooms, and both kids have been camped out in my room for weeks. I'm a single mom who doesn't get any child support. What did I leave my 2 bedroom for? FML
Today, I desperately want a kid with my wife, but unfortunately I'm stuck on the hook for child support. The kid was a mistake, a pregnancy from a relationship that lasted less than two months, and unless I can get my payments reduced there's no way my wife and I can afford a kid of our own. FML
Today, my daughter took her ex to court for child support. After the judge was done, she ended up having to pay support to him, and since she was the one who took him to court just for money, her ex now hates her and will make sure to collect every penny he’s owed, even though she only works part time. FML
Today, my parents are furious and are refusing to let me see my kids. Why? They're raising my kids after I lost them to foster care and I stopped fighting for custody, and just announced my pregnancy with my new boyfriend. FML
Today, my ex showed up to pick up our kids in her brand new car. Last month child support doubled my amount because of a paperwork error. FML
Today, my ex-wife brought the kids to me angry that she had tried to pick up some guy but the kids ruined it just by being there, so she brought them to my house because she couldn’t be bothered this week. The judge giving her primary custody is a travesty of our legal system. FML
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Top comments
Wadlaen 24
Then why did you engage in intercourse with your baby mama without any kind of contraceptive at least twice if you didn't want any kids?
Hangryko 32
F**k you, deadbeat. Fulfill your legal financial obligations to your children.
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Hangryko 32
F**k you, deadbeat. Fulfill your legal financial obligations to your children.
Wadlaen 24
Then why did you engage in intercourse with your baby mama without any kind of contraceptive at least twice if you didn't want any kids?
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
You can claim the first kid was an accident but 2 kids you didn't want is absolutely your fault.
soundsfakebutok 10
loser ass bitch. and I mean you, not her
poopface82 25
As much as the world hates jackasses like you, dedicated fathers such as myself hate you a thousand times as much. Rot in hell.
BurnInDemonFire 39
So how exactly did this pan out? Is she so smart she talked you into it and you fell for the same trick twice? Did she somehow stealth you? Did she obtain a sample without your knowledge on two occasions? Were you beaten until you caved in? Or did you just continue having unprotected sex until she had baby dos and you decided two was one too many? If it's the last one then this whole thing is on you, and you need to pay up. You stupid bastard.
Rake 18
Having two kids doesn't sound like a one night mistake. But more agreeing to have babies in a long-term relationship. Forget about her, there are two kids which you fathered. Be a good person and act like a parent.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
"Two kids I never wanted". Unless they're twins, I find it very hard to believe that you got baby trapped TWICE, by the same woman no less. Man up and support your "mistakes".