Today, after a small fight with my girlfriend, I started to miss her, so I typed her name into Google on a whim. Surprisingly, I find a link to a blog in which the owner describes his ongoing effort to seduce my girl. During times she told me she was alone. Thanks babe. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML
Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML
Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML
Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "Should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML
Today, my obsessive stalker of an ex found my girlfriend on Facebook and sent her a message saying just ":)". For some reason I'll never understand, she took this as a sign that I'd just slept with my ex. Now I'm single, and my ex is probably planning her next move. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I started typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressed the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML
Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML
Today, according to my girlfriend's instant messenger, which she left open on my laptop, I am her rough shag on the side while she searches for a guy who is husband material that her parents will approve of. I guess the engagement ring in my bag is going back to the shop. FML
Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML
Today, I discovered my girlfriend's secret blog, where all she does is vent about how much she cheats on me and hates me, but will never leave me because she can’t afford to. Her followers love and support these actions. FML
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WiseGuy79 14
OP just reply on that blog and talk about her raging herpes infection haha
perdix 31
The owner of the blog was dumb enough to use your girlfriend's full, real name in his posts? He made it too easy for a cyber-stalker like you.
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Comments (94)
aardvarkish 17
That's no big deal. A gf googled me once and came up with some past info that we had fun talking about.
Sakeyaki 0
you know that thr girl on that blog could be another person with the same name, right?
looper121 0
this sounds fake
kosherkraut 5
13- its one thing to not tell your boyfriend when you're seeing a friend, its completely different to tell him you're alone when you're really with another man. That's just straight up lying.
Evyeve 0
Omygosh, give me her name! I want to see it ! :p
thizzl3ear 0
she wasnt lying just not tell you everything... she was alone....along with another man dirty tramp....haha btw can i have her number? jk (but really can i) hahaha seriously kidding yeah ummm FYL
fearfulsymmetry 1
Who the hell uses alone as a synonym for single? "Hey, do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend?" "Nope, I'm alone." Doesn't that sound WEIRD? I HIGHLY, HIGHLY doubt he meant single. He was using alone the correct way as in by herself, when she was not physically with him.
lovelyliz916 5
Instead of assuming things why don't you just call her and ask her?? If she denies it then ask her if she knows the guy from the blog you read. I don't know just a thought :)
winslow310560 0
stalking your girl friend on the Internet is creepy and she's just dirty for doing that behind your back and letting someone create a blog about her messing around. Please don't have children with her!
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
You're assuming she knew. If I found out some guy blogged about his attempts to seduce me, I'd flip my shit and refuse to speak to him again.
LAXgurlie28 0
YourWelcome(: Haha jakay, I'd never lie to my boyfriend, I'm a good gurlieee(: