Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Today, at physical therapy, I felt that all-too-familiar gurgle in my gut, but I thought it would a light, silent fart. I squatted for an exercise and shit my pants in front of the cute, single, male physical therapist. He definitely noticed. I still had 30 minutes left in the session. FML
Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML
Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML
Today, I noticed a guy checking out my ass in the mirror behind the bar where I work. He was cute, so I thought I'd put on a little show. I bent over to reach for something near the floor, which caused me to let rip a series of uncontrollable farts, like popping bubble wrap. He quickly left. FML
Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML
Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML
Today, I went to my GP to discuss my anxiety. As I was explaining my symptoms, I accidentally farted loudly due to my nervousness. The doctor paused and said, "Well, let's address that as well." FML.
Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML
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HurriKaty 4
Hey, well he asked you to pretend like you were using the bathroom, so you did...
HeyitsPheddy 0
Women don't fart. So this is a fake.
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Comments (91)
Shyman4ever 0
He doesn't care if you fart. He's a doctor for **** sales
sun_babe 0
Seriously, are you getting like a liposuction? YDI.
vanaathiel 13
There are a HUGE number of surgeries that could involve the stomach area, its not necessarily liposuction. She said a surgery she /had/ to have....jump to conclusions much? OP: that sucks, but as so many others have said it could have been worse!!
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Seriously? There are a huge number of surgeries that could involve stomach muscles, or anything gastrointestinal like that. Way to jump to conclusions. I have colonoscopies all the time, because of a stomach condition I have, and my GI doctors have me do that a lot.
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Doctors see/hear/smell that stuff all the time. So yes, I'm going to be one of those annoying asses that say "Not an FML.@ /: I mean, you're probably going to be naked during your surgery, if he's doing things to test your stomach muscles and things x_x couldn't that be more embarrassing? :3 but.. it really isn't a FML. I'm not voting either.
karrdesw 0
Agreed... this is an unbelievably boring FML.
Stevieebabyy 0
You remind me of my 9 year old sister. HOLD THE DANG GAS IN! It's not rocket science. YDI.
bidwiz97 1
i am a docter so you can believe me when I say we dont care about that stuff it happens all the time
WhySoSassy 0
I'm sorry, what?! You're a DOCTER?!?!?! Shut the **** up. You should never be allowed to touch a patient if you can't spell the name of your own profession properly. **** your life, sir.
fxdxhk90 0
Your not a "docter" idiot. If you can't spell your own profession, I'm not going to buy that you could go through college and med school.
shnibz101 0
LOL a quote from scrubs "fart" doctor curt says to the pasiont " it's ok farting is a natural bodily function" the pasiont says "but doctor, that was you" Yes I know my spelling is terrible
roundnproud 7
kinda hot imo - as long as you are
evamusical 12
You are
kateisbored 0
Right?!
PimpDaddyT 0
he wasn't going to go out with you anyway so no harm no foul