Health, Doctor and Miscellaneous: Don't stop

Don't stop

By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 04:13 - United States

Today, I had a consultation for an upcoming surgery I need done. The doctor (who is very handsome and in his late twenties) asked me to flex my stomach and act like I was trying to use the bathroom. As I was enjoying him touching my stomach, I farted. FML

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HurriKaty 4

Thursday 2 July 2009 12:19

Hey, well he asked you to pretend like you were using the bathroom, so you did...

HeyitsPheddy 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 12:46

Women don't fart. So this is a fake.

Comments

Shyman4ever 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:03

He doesn't care if you fart. He's a doctor for **** sales

sun_babe 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:11

Seriously, are you getting like a liposuction? YDI.

vanaathiel 13

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:28

There are a HUGE number of surgeries that could involve the stomach area, its not necessarily liposuction. She said a surgery she /had/ to have....jump to conclusions much? OP: that sucks, but as so many others have said it could have been worse!!

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:57

Seriously? There are a huge number of surgeries that could involve stomach muscles, or anything gastrointestinal like that. Way to jump to conclusions. I have colonoscopies all the time, because of a stomach condition I have, and my GI doctors have me do that a lot.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 17:53

Doctors see/hear/smell that stuff all the time. So yes, I'm going to be one of those annoying asses that say "Not an FML.@ /: I mean, you're probably going to be naked during your surgery, if he's doing things to test your stomach muscles and things x_x couldn't that be more embarrassing? :3 but.. it really isn't a FML. I'm not voting either.

karrdesw 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 18:30

Agreed... this is an unbelievably boring FML.

Stevieebabyy 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 18:40

You remind me of my 9 year old sister. HOLD THE DANG GAS IN! It's not rocket science. YDI.

bidwiz97 1

Thursday 2 July 2009 19:06

i am a docter so you can believe me when I say we dont care about that stuff it happens all the time

WhySoSassy 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 19:11

I'm sorry, what?! You're a DOCTER?!?!?! Shut the **** up. You should never be allowed to touch a patient if you can't spell the name of your own profession properly. **** your life, sir.

fxdxhk90 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 22:45

Your not a "docter" idiot. If you can't spell your own profession, I'm not going to buy that you could go through college and med school.

shnibz101 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 20:05

LOL a quote from scrubs "fart" doctor curt says to the pasiont " it's ok farting is a natural bodily function" the pasiont says "but doctor, that was you" Yes I know my spelling is terrible