Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I witnessed my neighbor draining his sewage-clogged plumbing into my backyard. FML
Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML
Today, I woke up to a homeless man relentlessly shitting on my porch. FML
Today, I had to call the cops on my neighbor. I was heading off to work when I saw him actually shitting in our yard. The reason? They caught my dumbass rebel of a son on their security camera, shitting in their yard. FML
Today, my drunk neighbor couldn’t get into his apartment and thought it would be a good idea to poop in our yard. He left a pile of diarrhea under our window, and poop-stained napkins all over the lawn. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
Today, I saw a kid taking a dump next to my lawn. The good news: his mother picked up the poop to discard it. The bad news: she put it in my mailbox. I now have a pile of smelly brownish tissue-wrapped goo baking under the hot sun inside my mailbox. FML
Today, I woke up feeling great. I opened up the blinds and looked out from my window just in time to see a man ripping my mailbox from the ground and sprinting away with it. FML
Today, my crazy neighbor screamed at me from her porch for walking "too close" to her plants. I was on the sidewalk. She sprayed me with her hose anyway. FML
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Top comments
zingline89 18
Would you prefer U Pee S?
mduffy08 8
Did you have any mail?
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Comments (207)
perdix 31
Return to sender.
crimsonprodigy 15
FRAG OUT
LeapOfFaith 8
I'd be 'pee'ved.
noobpwn12321 6
Time to take a shit on his lawn.....but make sure to blame it on the dog
Scruffy618 0
If he had a dog he should have sent it after the neighbors sausage link. Problem solved. No more worrying about the neighbor peeing on the mailbox and the dog has a new chew toy.
kkillaj 5
No more worrying about the neighbor peeing in general lol
RoseCrystal 17
time to get the cops involved. I hope he hadn't eaten aparagus prior to pissing.
derkster 6
Lame
birdcagereligion 10
Maybe he didn't have indoor plumbing
gracehi 33
Actions speak louder than words, OP. I think he must have a lot to say about how he feels about you.
gracehi 33
Actions speak louder than words, OP. I think he must have a lot to say about how he feels about you.
alfred07 18
Did you try to stop him when you realised what he was doing?
ninjaboy18 6
I always enjoy your comments noor.
TheGewt 7
Someone is angry with the USPS.
glee_club 0
Wait... If he was angry with the ups than he should have peed on his own mail box