Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
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Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I found out the reason why my cat would sometimes go outside for days at a time was because when she would go out, my neighbor would lure her in with cat treats and keep her there for up to 2 days. She's an indoor cat now. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML
Today, my dog somehow figured out how to open the sliding glass door while I was taking a nap. I woke up to a text from my neighbor, saying, “Your damn dog is running around at the park annoying a bunch of strangers for food. You might want to come and grab her.” FML
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Top comments
vewwe 20
At least the dog didn't kill the cat!
girlbye23 15
Steal his bag of dog food to feed your cat.
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Comments (98)
Catmuse9 2
Lock your cat up in another room and poison the food you leave out that the dog eats. Voila! Problem solved. That'll teach the neighbor.
adam_tajyar 10
Better do something about it and tell the neighbor to stop and lock ur pet door or call animal control. That car shouldn't have to suffer cause ur neighbor is an asshole
menfearme 10
Set up a video camera. Turn him into the cops. I'm not sure if the can be arrested for doggie B&E, but he sure as hell is trespassing!
d4m4s74 12
If your pet door is like the ones I've seen it should be possible to set it to one way. Set it to let pets In, not out, and when you get home after work keep the dog.
mstoffel 13
Stay home around the time you think it will happen and then open the door as soon as he lets the dog in and confront him.
Tyto_Tenebricosa 8
I feel sorry for the dog, cat food can be harmful to dogs if eaten in large quantities
sanecatlady 13
I feel sorry for the cat because it's, like ya know, starving to death?
kirbs19 37
Hold his dog as ransom!
heaverlock 8
give the dog a laxative make him shit all over your neighbors house
SecretUserName 5
Why would he have any reason for doing this...? o.O
MrBoredomioo 18
He's poor?
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Get a locking pet door and set your cat's food up high where the cat can jump up and eat it, but the dog cannot reach. I would also set up a camera to catch the neighbor in the act. he is trespassing and therefore breaking the law.