Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I found out the reason why my cat would sometimes go outside for days at a time was because when she would go out, my neighbor would lure her in with cat treats and keep her there for up to 2 days. She's an indoor cat now. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML
Today, my dog somehow figured out how to open the sliding glass door while I was taking a nap. I woke up to a text from my neighbor, saying, “Your damn dog is running around at the park annoying a bunch of strangers for food. You might want to come and grab her.” FML
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vewwe 20
At least the dog didn't kill the cat!
girlbye23 15
Steal his bag of dog food to feed your cat.
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Comments (98)
cutethulu 2
at least you found out that way instead of welcoming a litter of cat-dogs into the world....
Madrias 36
One of those "live capture" wild animal traps sounds like a great idea. You know, the humane ones that just close a door behind the animal. Just call Animal Control after so they can give the neighbor an earful.
TogeBara 12
This OP. Just place it a few feet past the pet door so you can be sure that it gets the attention of the dog, but is out of reach of the owner. Threaten to take his dog to the pound if you catch it again and that you will not inform him when you do so that he can't save it. Also let him know that cat and dog foods should not be shared between species. It is bad for BOTH of them to eat the other's food. I am a dog trainer in my spare time and my father works as a dog trainer at a local store.
1947Chevy 17
Pet doors are just bad ideas.
Omniprism 15
What an asshole. I'd film him and then call the cops or sue.
Omniprism 15
And put the food up on the counter. I have two small dogs and a cat. If I left it down it'd always be gone from the dogs.
SALUSIA 10
Guys i dont think the dog can help it since it prpbably thinks he's allowed to do it so blame your ass hole neighbor instead
karnap 2
stay home and when he lets the dog in kill it
menfearme 10
Get a video camera n tape the owner doin this. Then, turn em into the cops. I don't know that there's such a thing as a doggie B&E, but it certainly is trespassing... maybe someone could take his dog n give it to a person who understands how bad cat food is for a dog!!
badassalen 4
Call in sick then when his dog comes in keep him for a while and act clueless to teach your neighbor a lesson.
misskay42 6
Is the dog just wandering around or is the neighbor leading the dog to the pet door?