Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
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Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I found out the reason why my cat would sometimes go outside for days at a time was because when she would go out, my neighbor would lure her in with cat treats and keep her there for up to 2 days. She's an indoor cat now. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML
Today, my dog somehow figured out how to open the sliding glass door while I was taking a nap. I woke up to a text from my neighbor, saying, “Your damn dog is running around at the park annoying a bunch of strangers for food. You might want to come and grab her.” FML
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Top comments
vewwe 20
At least the dog didn't kill the cat!
girlbye23 15
Steal his bag of dog food to feed your cat.
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Comments (98)
Huddisher 10
This one makes me feel awful.
justmeCee 16
So your neighbour lets his dog in your house and the dog eats the cats food? He's an idiot because dogs can get really sick from eating cat food all the time and visa versa. ..not to mention that your neighbour is an ignorant asshole to be letting his animal go into your home when your not there, without your permission. It sounds like it is time to seal up the cat door to prevent this from continuing.
tobias_four 5
Maybe your neighbor is going through rough times and can't afford dog food talk to him about it and if he his lend a helping hand :)
mwek3 11
poor kitty. i know u can buy pet doors that you can like "lock" while you're give. I've seen some where you slide down like a metal plate into place while youre gone. Another less expensive solution is to place the food up somewhere high where the cat can get to but the dog can't.
jessenia123 27
Don't get it?
AloysiusWeasley 15
Set up a camera to catch him in the act and then call the police. Also, cat food is toxic to dogs. Personally, me and that neighbor would be having some quality chat time about how I will face **** him with my foot if I catch him at it. /loves my cats
AgentPlatypus73 8
Poor cat! I'm so sorry. You definitely should sue! That's awful. I hope your cat's OK.
jazzmin1997 16
There are pet doors which only let in your own pets.
Carrie_Chaos 28
I'm sorry OP, hopefully you can reinforce the doggy door. Your neighbor shouldn't have a pet if he can't feed it and has his dog steal your kitty's food.
FarFromHome_fml 17
Sounds like you need a microchip cat door so that no other pet can get through!