Today, after being convinced that my cat had worms due to eating so much food and still looking really skinny, I found out that my neighbor secretly lets his dog in through my pet door while I'm at work. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I watched my neighbor shake cat food calling, "Come here Mollie" at his back door. I then saw my own cat run into his house. I now know why my cat is so fat and never replies to me calling her Bonnie. I guess I'm being cheated on. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
Today, I found out the reason why my cat would sometimes go outside for days at a time was because when she would go out, my neighbor would lure her in with cat treats and keep her there for up to 2 days. She's an indoor cat now. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I came home to find that my dog had figured out how to open the fridge again. He'd helped himself to raw eggs and crab. FML
Today, my dog somehow figured out how to open the sliding glass door while I was taking a nap. I woke up to a text from my neighbor, saying, “Your damn dog is running around at the park annoying a bunch of strangers for food. You might want to come and grab her.” FML
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Top comments
vewwe 20
At least the dog didn't kill the cat!
girlbye23 15
Steal his bag of dog food to feed your cat.
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Comments (98)
chocolatefrog28 29
I'd be tempted to let some of his dog's poo into his mailbox while he was away...
teresa96706 29
Leave rat traps out with food on it and have someone kitty-sit your cat for that day :) or if you don't want to be that brutal, maybe install something where the pet door can only open once or open one way, so their dog would be trapped into your house and do whatever you wish. but the easiest thing to do would be to catch it happening on video then report the owner.
chocolatelvr 5
It's not the dogs fault it's owner is cheap. The poor animal is probably malnourished-it certainly doesn't need a broken paw from a rat trap! OP just needs to confront the dog's owner.
quackImapenguin 16
They should absolutely not do anything that might hurt the dog. The dog is innocent, it's the owners who are being dickheads.
teresa96706 29
@chocolatelvr: who said anything of a broken paw? ... oh. you get the rat traps that snap? I don't get those.. I was talking about the sticky traps.. and that was just one of the options I posted. are the other 2 I shared wrong as well?
SweetasCandy0609 28
I think it's time you invest on a lock for your door and a confrontation with your neighbor, if your neighbor can't afford to feed their dog or they are to cheap to pay for dog feed then either way they shouldn't have a dog and should give it to someone who will love and take care of it because animals need love and attention.
winston5 6
Time to go bust your neighbors door down
ariellove1992 8
Sue your neighbor
XBurytheCastleX 25
Nowadays they make cat doors that will only open IF a specific collar goes near it. It tells the door to open. Other than that it is locked.
Quiet_one 22
That's an awesome idea if your cat will keep a collar on- a lot of them won't, or the collar gets caught on something and comes off. If you could sync it up to a microchip instead it would be perfect.
skyeyez9 25
Put your cat in a room so he cant get out. Fill the cat bowl with food and add something that will give a dog diarrhea so he will shit all over his owners carpet.
chocolatefrog28 29
That's pretty cruel, the dog shouldn't have to suffer that just because the owner is some thoughtless twatwaffle.
miketopgunmike1 25
twatwaffle... had me laughing for a good few minutes, I'm definitely stealing that one!!
Quiet_one 22
Your neighbor's a dick. You should probably lock the pet door and just keep your cat inside when you're not home, because I don't think there's another way to stop this. This doesn't seem like the type of person who'd respond to a polite request to stop. I hope your cat starts putting weight back on!
rumaihm 7
Well, at least you know the type of worm it needs treatment now.
katertott 44
Next time you catch him, keep the dog in the house for a while. If and when the neighbor comes to retrieve the dog, confront him.